bri 💀

baddie exterior, baby interior

[bri 💀 @bri_rito]

secured myself a job promotion with a relo package for my birthday. adios, michigan !

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Okay we need to apologize to the schizophrenics

[✨☁️🎀 𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 🎀☁️✨ @emmamurabito]

I really hate how normalized it’s becoming again for people without any disabilities to say the r-slur and it has absolutely everything to do with our current political climate

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[Five Times August @FiveTimesAugust]

The Epstein case is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it. Sit with that as long as you need.

[witty, irreverent, about nothing @makakiavelli2]

as a ~2020 essential worker~ the way ppl talk about this “quarantine” has always cracked me up. y'all were not held captive, you were at my job harassing me!

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

noah kahan writes songs for people who are functioning fine but are genuinely one spiral away from not being okay

[chris cross big apple sauce 🍎🗽🍕🥯 @notchrisvolpe]

Zohran Mamdani what is your plan to ban Klay Thompson from NYC???

[A24 @A24]

Every line spoken by a man in Mother Mary.

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[bri 💀 @bri_rito]

just so cutie, thx Earth

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance they’re calling you the worst catholic since Martin Luther

[courtney @elliottsmjth]

if you’re a girl with a sense of humor & an ounce of optimism they’ll literally kiII you

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

We need to invoke the 25th Amendment and remove Trump.

Threatening war crimes is a blatant violation of our constitution and the Geneva Conventions.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Death is always lurking. We see it in violence, in the wounds of the world, in the cry of pain that rises from every corner because of the abuses that crush the weakest among us, because of the idolatry of profit that plunders the earth’s resources, because of the violence of war that kills and destroys. #Easter

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

being a woman is the best thing on earth next to mexican food & weed

[bri 💀 @bri_rito]

the folks who talk about the lodge being crazy wouldn’t last a day on a chicago tuesday

[вlαnc @dqveed]

This is the political violence they don’t want to talk about