Brian

The cheap thrill of our impending doom is all I have.

[Brian @brian071117]

@DailyDunkaccino @whatatimepod !!!!

[Brian @brian071117]

@fakemikemulloy I’ve seen this bit play out so many times, fucking laugh every time.

[Brian @brian071117]

@andycomplains @everytimeidie Tidathon was incredible, thank you guys so much. Sorry you guys had to cancel that festival though. Also, didn’t expect Santa to be such a dick??

[Brian @brian071117]

@everytimeidie It really do be like that though

[Brian @brian071117]

@deathoftheparty @everytimeidie Dude I fucking hate Santa now, can’t believe he did that shit to you guys.

[Brian @brian071117]

@RedSox Ortiz or Xander Jersey pls 🥺 #GiftOfSox

[Brian @brian071117]

@Jaberuski Check out greyhaven. Kinda heavy with some melody too. My fav band Every time I die just put out some new jams too.

[Brian @brian071117]

@SquidDad Thank you for your service

[Brian @brian071117]

@HeelStCloud Brain damage.

[Brian @brian071117]

@comehomenell Big time mf same.

[Brian @brian071117]

@Pugs_BTW Nah I get it, no excuse for that shit.

[Brian @brian071117]

@Pugs_BTW Don’t get on here much anymore but hope you’re good, dude.

[Brian @brian071117]

@Pugs_BTW @mrs_kaitg @gabxriela @caraaaaaa Oh shit, fuck that. Just blocked her

[Brian @brian071117]

@_lunardreams Dude!!!!! I’m so happy for y’all.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

i’m playing poker heads-up with the most fearsome mob boss in town. a single light bulb hangs overhead. i call all in and throw down four cards that say “mlb,” “nba,” “wnba” and “ufc.” i say with a smirk, “looks like a full house of sports programming.” i am immediately murdered

[Brian @brian071117]

@_lunardreams

[Brian @brian071117]

👀

[Robert Murray @ByRobertMurray]

Phillies get Brandon Workman and Heath Hembree from Red Sox. Return unknown.

[Brian @brian071117]

@ColeyMick I look forward to this tweet every time, and every time you deliver.

[Martin Herlihy @martinmherlihy]

PREGNANCY announcement!!! Telling my HUSBAND that i am PREGANT! 😍

[Brian @brian071117]

“Waiter, your wettest food please” -the first guy that ordered soup

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Just had some soup. It sucked.