brian

Dad, dork, socially-liberal fiscal conservative, not angry just cynical, watch football, prefer dogs to cats

[brian @Brian1Million]

When I get to 1 million Twitter followers, I will change my account name to Brian10Million. I am bot-friendly.

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@kilmeade Burp

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Good bye

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@gtconway3d I salute you as a fellow proud father of a strong daughter of voting age!

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@EricTrump You are the classic dad yelling “run, run, run” to their kid trying to make it to first base.

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@Logically_JC John: What’s your drink of choice tonight?

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@LaraLeaTrump @EricTrump @elizabethpipko @MorganOrtagus @ErinElmore @sheilanazarian @GingerLGaetz @MehekCooke @EllieCohanim @JaniyahRthomas Super excited you all let @LauraLoomer back into the crew!

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@KellDA I think he should be WH Press Secretary, but he can likely do both jobs under Elon.

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@bluegeorgia @mchooyah This needs to be moved up higher in the comments section

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@itsdeaann For some reason, that part didn’t make its way into Zero Dark Thirty.

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@RepNancyMace Ok, Rep Mace, I finally agree with you on an issue! A victim’s sexual history and clothing worn at the time of the assault should have no bearing on a case.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Hello Donald, which woman’s sporting events do you watch most frequently?

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@RonFilipkowski That is the first genuine smile from Steven Miller that I have seen in a photograph. Did they just run over someone?

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@CalltoActivism Would this be considered gender-affirming care?

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@SenWhitehouse Hell yea Senator! I can get behind that.

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@mo_robz Every once in awhile you have to kill one of your own so you don’t seem biased

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@RepClayHiggins Is this what “rock steady calm” means?

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@patriottakes Jim Worthington, right? Here’s the debate prep photo and another article. https://t.co/HymsKzw3Qf

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@patriottakes I think he does WODs with Marge. Pretty sure he is the same guy who was at the debate prep table alongside Trump. Gym owner.

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@atrupar Probably at the bottom of the list of why this is crazy: He’d piss off a hundred million plus fantasy football players if CBS was shut down and the CBS Sports app went down

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@luckyturner I wish I could have been the first person at the party to have figured out your costume. I am guessing snot would have come out of my nose while laughing and setting up the high five.