Brian Block

Please stop sending me dick pics

[Brian Block @brian_block_]

Prosecutor: "I'm sorry, Mr. Cosby, but the proof is in the jello pudding."

....slow clap from the jury

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@MrReality_sp @StephenKing 2009-2015

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What classes would be offered at The School of Conservative Arts?

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@DailyLoud Even more impressive how she kept singing without a mic

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@DzintraSullivan Sausage Sausage.

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@PicturesFoIder Sassy or Mae from Ted Lasso

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@AllTheCake2 Type 3?

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@AllTheCake2 Hahahaha hilarious domestic violence joke those jokes always work out in the end.

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@Parkeology Carousel of Progress is my family’s tradition of first attraction in Disney.

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HBO MAX changed to just MAX. Interested to see what Peacock does.

[Torre Liebchen @torreliebchen]

Called this in preseason

CONGRATS @Hall_J_4

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@TheNBACentral Somewhere in the G league or China

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Can’t wait!!

[FOX 53 @fox53wpgh]

Crime Scene Kitchen is back! Tune-in for the season premiere on May 22nd on Pittsburgh's FOX 53.

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

A lot of pressure on Jonah Hill to stay funny.

[Brian Block @brian_block_]

@nottjmiller At my house they both get clipped.

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You hear that, Mom?

[Fact @Fact]

Sandwiches taste better when someone else makes them because when you make your own, you anticipate its taste and become less hungry for it.

[Brian Block @brian_block_]

Stoli, not Stroki

[Fact @Fact]

Vodka drinkers are less likely to suffer from a stroke.

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I cough from my mouth

[Fact @Fact]

Cough keeping you up at night? Put Vick's Vapo-rub on your feet and put on socks. Within minutes the cough will stop permanently

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Fuck

[Fact @Fact]

If you are 16 or older, there's an 80% chance you've already met the person you are going to marry.

[Brian Block @brian_block_]

No no. They got fired. They didn’t fire at and kill in cold blood hahah silly Kyle

[Dudley Brown @GunRightsPrez]

3,700 @Twitter employees and the entire Democrat party right now. 👇

[Brian Block @brian_block_]

Pretty fast and loose with the whole “fact” thing.

[Fact @Fact]

Never expect, never assume, never ask, and never demand. Just let it be. If it is meant to be, it will happen.