B R I A N 🇰🇪

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking

[B R I A N 🇰🇪 @brian_datguy]

How times change.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

If you want to know the DNA of ODM, look no further than our SG @edwinsifuna. He embodies discipline, confidence and ruthless focus. He is a leader for the future.

[Mama Zizu @__awesomali]

Hio kichwa yako huwa empty Ruto anaweza pata space ya kujenga affordable houses

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

"Wekeni posts za kuhurumia Kalonzo na mumuite statesman."

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

Human rights activists and citizens in Kenya have launched a campaign, urging FC Bayern and Ajax to boycott the scheduled friendly between the two teams in Nairobi on January 5th. Critics argue that public funds and millions are being misallocated toward an expensive international exhibition match amid domestic economic pressures, the rising cost of living, healthcare challenges and human rights issues. They also claim that this match serves as a political leverage and campaign tool ahead of upcoming elections amid ongoing public discontent over governance, taxation, and human rights in the country 🇰🇪

[B R I A N 🇰🇪 @brian_datguy]

@Benign_Overlord True 😂

[B R I A N 🇰🇪 @brian_datguy]

@angelbrenda38 @ahmirguy 😂😂 😂

[B R I A N 🇰🇪 @brian_datguy]

@DidmusWaBarasa Mbona wako in a queue

[𝐀𝐥𝐯𝐢ṋ 𝐊𝐚ṋ𝐢ṋ𝐝𝐨 @Alvin_Kanindo]

Apparently, in Kenya, you must first spend 30 years disappointing people before you're qualified to lead them. A newcomer with fresh ideas is considered inexperienced, while a veteran with a record of failure is called a statesman. What a system! 😂

[B R I A N 🇰🇪 @brian_datguy]

@ahmednasirlaw You will not force tribalism on us.

[B R I A N 🇰🇪 @brian_datguy]

@rex_maina @itsgearhaus @sikikasafety Zingine unchorea tu. Kuna some careless but aware drivers considering your speed haikuwa juu vile.

[B R I A N 🇰🇪 @brian_datguy]

@NiqueAnthony @moneyacademyKE Ndo mkose option mlipe 😂

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

I don’t know if those who are categorical that there can be no miracles in elections are following the happenings in Serbia and Brazil. Im super encouraged for 2027 because we in Kenya pray to the same God. Inshallah we get ours too.

[M.k💀🇰🇪 @cyr_uzq]

Ocs ameamka Leo akapata alishika Michael Scofield mamae😂

[B R I A N 🇰🇪 @brian_datguy]

@NiqueAnthony @moneyacademyKE They used to increase prices venye wanataka tu na venye dstv bila football hakuna kitu ingine ya maana wako nayo.

[B R I A N 🇰🇪 @brian_datguy]

@k_vosty @LeeRussian What do you mean they don't. They are on the same road 10 times a day

[B R I A N 🇰🇪 @brian_datguy]

@Githinji_25 @Dr_AustinOmondi Money takls bro. They rather spend heavily on hongo kuliko kuspend hiyo pesa kwa nyumba

[B R I A N 🇰🇪 @brian_datguy]

@Githinji_25 @Dr_AustinOmondi Most plot owners ni wakikuyu Eastleigh. But sasa juu they don't have the money to build 18 storey buildings they get into joint ventures ndo wakule for lifetime or they sell the land entirely.

[B R I A N 🇰🇪 @brian_datguy]

Huyo jamaa I hope alifinywa matime zake 😂.

[Commanding officer @OCXMakinya]

Not Musyoka snitching on their hood on National Television 😂

[Pan @pangrey123]

payday used to feel like a celebration. now it's just me returning money to everyone who helped me survive the previous month