Brian

So leftist I’ve even left-handed.

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“A Career in Retail…or How I Stopped Caring and Learned to Love the Dunning-Kruger Effect”

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Breaking News: Man who invades Venezuela and kidnaps President is sad he hasn’t won a Nobel Peace Prize

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You’re a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked horse

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Who’s up justifying their actions through false equivalence

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RIP Ozzy Osbourne

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@BarryOnHere Happy birthday right now

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Only a remarkable failure like Donald Trump could take over for a guy with dementia and make things immediately and catastrophically worse for everybody

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#MAGA

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Booker? I hardly know her

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Cory Booker is doing the lord’s work

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@EndWokeness So we have to keep statues of Confederate generals because it’s our history but we can’t have BLM Plaza because it’s too woke? Copy

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NFL won’t quit until they’re playing sarcastiball

[Has Trump lowered cost of eggs? @trumpeggscost]

No

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck zuckerberg

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1920-1929 The Roaring Twenties
2020-2029 The Scrolling Twenties

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fuck yourself

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fuck you

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Severance

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BREAKING: 78 year-old man who doesn’t know who invented the light bulb or the name of the man who discovered gravity SHOCKS people by proposing to cut the Department of Education

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#NewProfilePic

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@laurenboebert How do you sleep at night spreading such blatant misinformation? Biden had a strong economy and Trump came in with his bs tariffs and completely ruined it. Stop blaming Biden for Trump’s policies.