Brian Fogleman

After 38 years I still have a lot to figure out. What I know for certain is God is good, my wife is the best person I have ever met, and raising kids is hard!

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If you ever want to ruin your golf game, take your 8, 7, and 3 year old with you. Went from playing as good as I can to “s” word in 3 holes. Happy Mother’s Day!

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@Hoopss

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Nobody told me that growing up would mean….

1) Going to a kids’ birthday party every weekend, sometimes multiple in a weekend

2) Having lawn envy for any lawn with lush grass and mint stripes

3) Losing my breath when I bend down to tie my shoes

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I’m missing The Masters because I am at a 7-year old’s birthday party. Honestly, I don’t even like the kid whose birthday we are celebrating.

I told my wife next year we are having our daughter’s birthday on a different weekend.

This will not be a “Tradition Unlike Any Other”

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I dominated Wheel of Fortune from my recliner tonight. I think I will now try to be on the show.

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@Hoopss 78-62 Michigan

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@JerryQuickel Any Iowa Hawkeye helmets you need to get rid of, I have a great spot for in my man cave. Equally impressive to your helmet collection is the great yard you have. Respect to both!

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@bwall1985 @mavgrad2002 Tough crowd at home….I had to start showing off my talent on “X.”

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I was feeling “trendy” & did the “Hunny, can I order a sandwich or do you want me to get salad again?” The waitress laughed, I laughed, it was great. Wifey said “Does it look like I deprive him from food?” The waitress and I made eye contact and the tears set in. Wife - 1 Me - 0

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@bennettblk The game was back and forth all afternoon, dog fight you might call it. My teammate missed a shot at the end to win it. I’m confident after he was ridiculed the whole way home and sent to bed without supper, it won’t happen again.

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My son wanted to get some shots up at the rec when I got home from work. I can never turn that down. When we arrived two 6th grade boys asked us to play 2on2. GAME ON! Wife is all fussy because I was 30 minutes late to our anniversary date night. She don’t know ball.

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Michigan State vs. Louisville refs are letting those boys play. 👀

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0-1 on being able to watch NCAA Tournament Games on one of my TVs. Currently Bluey and Barbie Dolphin Magic are playing. Sometimes I pretend I’m watching basketball and it’s just as good.

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KAUFMAN-RENN for Purdue is proof that the old school post game is not dead!!! I’m so happy.

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I was in the elevator at a hotel this weekend and a boy in a wheel chair entered to go down to the lobby. He had a basketball jersey on. I asked him if he had a game today and he said yes. Then I said “How’s the jump-shot looking?”

He laughed and said not good.

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@BarstoolBigCat Nashville was a great host and the last 4 days were a blast. The amount of Montana State fans there was also impressive. Several of the bars we went to Monday morning were sold out of multiple brands of beer.

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I’ve unplugged the WiFi from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. each of the last two days. The kids are driving me insane to the point where I want to give in, but I’m trying to stay strong.

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@Steijoe We need more Wiggles in this world!

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I’m a victim of this situation twice now. Buy a van, dealership locks you in a room until you agree to buy a warranty (no matter how many times you say NO-agree almost so they let you leave) Both times we have major issues with van and warranty doesn’t cover the problems.