Brian Gauger

[Brian Gauger @brian_gauger]

@rdfuhr "In Rome, the common folk accepted all religions as equally true, the intellectuals, equally false, the politicians, equally useful."

[Brian Gauger @brian_gauger]

Resign, Ms. May! #londonfire
Tories rejected Labour sponsored law to make homes safe last year: https://t.co/FQvL6XcWi0 via @LondonEconomic

[Brian Gauger @brian_gauger]

@EverettHerald @AlaskaAir @FlyPaineField @snocounty @Herald_Opinion Traffic infrastructure (both roads AND air) not up to snuff @ KPAE. Tower still remoted from SeaTac? Emergency by Boeing Fire Department?

[Brian Gauger @brian_gauger]

@kwilli1046 No accident. Malignant neglect!
#londonfire

https://t.co/BpLPZCotxH

[Brian Gauger @brian_gauger]

@Q13FOX Hoping some local uber-rich guys (Gates, Allen, Bezos, ?) can help make #covfefe_Field a reality.

[Brian Gauger @brian_gauger]

#covfefe_Field!
Safeco Field's naming rights NOT being extended -- what will Mariners stadium be called? https://t.co/QtoXkT65X6 via @Q13FOX

[Brian Gauger @brian_gauger]

@rdfuhr #covfefe_Field!

[Brian Gauger @brian_gauger]

@rdfuhr And #CultureOfMoneyWorship...

[Brian Gauger @brian_gauger]

@supervenient @neiltyson But what's the origin of the coordinate system, if "wherever you are*" is the center of the Universe?

* Our Egotist-in-chief approves!

[Brian Gauger @brian_gauger]

@rdfuhr I hope they gut these bastards utterly. How many have died?

[Brian Gauger @brian_gauger]

@supervenient What if you need a ghost writer?

[Brian Gauger @brian_gauger]

@EverettHerald @dianahefley This is who you want as an expert witness: https://t.co/clHQJnNojc

[Brian Gauger @brian_gauger]

@EverettHerald @dianahefley Science has proven eyewitness testimony to be notoriously unreliable. Forensic evidence is much better!

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If I and my advisors had never learned what Science is or how & why it works, then I’d consider pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord too.

[Brian Gauger @brian_gauger]

@JWolf1969 @ChristopherGrow @ChristineMMoran @neiltyson Your flag emoji won't get you into heaven anymore.

[Brian Gauger @brian_gauger]

@ScottSKOMO That should at least qualify you for a cameo role, Scott!

[Brian Gauger @brian_gauger]

Pass it on: Trump's a chump!

[Brian Gauger @brian_gauger]

Like a very creepy fun house mirror, overlaid with filter = orange! https://t.co/a9gGFud9gr

[Richard Fuhr @rdfuhr]

Popular word in 2017 is "optics" --- normally used regarding how we see things. In Trump's case, how he bends things and makes illusions.

[Brian Gauger @brian_gauger]

@rdfuhr awww, Unix is like riding a bicycle -- all those old memories (from using AIX, HP-UX, and whatever) will start flooding right back!

[Brian Gauger @brian_gauger]

YEUCCH. I've been slimed!

America needs to take a long, hot shower before s/he takes that lonely "walk of shame" to the polls.