Brian Seiler

[Brian Seiler @brian_seiler]

@ContraPoints Sort of? The implications here are very illegal - IF there's no deal and IF that helps him win THEN...well, who knows, right Bibi? But that's all implication. As it stands, he's not trying to establish U.S. foreign policy, so he's clear on the Logan Act.

[Brian Seiler @brian_seiler]

@JennyENicholson I'm so sorry that you're going through this whole ordeal, and if it makes any difference that's coming from a guy who lives in Houston. If it makes any difference at all, just remember that your fans all love you and support you.

[Brian Seiler @brian_seiler]

@JennyENicholson I mean, you can also end up totaling your car when the thing does a somersault over the roof, but a lot has to do with the particulars.

For the record, I grew up in a place with way too many deer. My family didn't go hunting for them in our little used sedans and compacts.

[Brian Seiler @brian_seiler]

@JennyENicholson I'm not surprised by the deer - there's severe overpopulation and the dumb bastards don't understand traffic, so having one bounce off a little Tron car at speed is reasonable. You can hit one in a CONVENTIONAL vehicle and just end up with a dent, though, so this is a weird flex.

[Brian Seiler @brian_seiler]

@JennyENicholson I thought Eurovision was over for the year.

[Brian Seiler @brian_seiler]

@KowalchukAleks @JennyENicholson It would be the perfect opportunity to bring back the bottom half of Snoke.

[Brian Seiler @brian_seiler]

@JennyENicholson Why is the "soda" being served with a slice in a cocktail glass? I think the judges might have been bribed.

[Brian Seiler @brian_seiler]

@JennyENicholson I hope you feel good again soon.

The only advice I have is to ask a real doctor how to not get pneumonia because you make the world a better place and it makes me sad that you feel bad.

But hey - at least there's not a pole obstructing your view of the television.

[Brian Seiler @brian_seiler]

Looks like Terrence Howard has been possessed by the spirit of the Time Cube Guy. Is there such a thing as a science exorcist?

[Brian Seiler @brian_seiler]

@JennyENicholson What's this "star cruiser" thing you're talking about? I've never heard of it. You must be imagining things. I don't want to give out medical advice, but maybe you should see a doctor about that.

And that video - that's...uh...speculative. Like, wouldn't this be a cool thing.

[Brian Seiler @brian_seiler]

@bluestnana @JennyENicholson My understanding is that this wasn't even a "thing" until some enterprising young reporter made it one with the wrong question. It's probably too much to think it won't happen again, given that she lives on TERF Island, but hope springs eternal.

[Brian Seiler @brian_seiler]

@NexusMTG As a person who isn't a limited player but figures that's the only format other than Commander that he could play, this baffles and surprises me. My shock is considerable.

[Brian Seiler @brian_seiler]

Ohai, unemployment. Been awhile since we met. This should be a fun ride, huh?

The best part is when your therapist tells you that a bipolar reaction to the situation is apparently normal. Have to wonder how many normal people a therapist actually knows.

[Brian Seiler @brian_seiler]

@NexusMTG @wizards_magic Congrats on the invite.

Now, for the love of god, if you don't have your passport yet, start about three weeks ago. Shit takes forever these days.

[Brian Seiler @brian_seiler]

@JennyENicholson I have an identity disorder and this seems weird to me. This person is changing gears so hard it seems like his transmission should explode. I just do not get it.

Should I feel more normal for that? I hope so. I could use that right now.

[Brian Seiler @brian_seiler]

@JennyENicholson I can't decide whether it's good or bad that this makes less than no sense to me. These look like a conversation is at a party hanging out and another, completely different one just slides up and starts talking out of nowhere.

[Brian Seiler @brian_seiler]

@Shoggoth621 @GreenTextRepost This particular belief would also be useful in drawing a clean line between the Jesus movement (Judaism, but with Christ) and Christianity (new Covenant - shrimp and cheeseburgers for all, no dick knifing) - something important as the two faiths grew apart.

[Brian Seiler @brian_seiler]

@Shoggoth621 @GreenTextRepost According to scripture, it was the Pharisees (a school of highly-regarded rabbis) who pushed for Joshua's execution, while Pilate (governor of Judah) didn't care and famously washed his hands of the whole thing.

Antisemitism is older than Christianity, hence the excuse.

[CZARFACE @Czarface_Eso]

most ppl bitching about Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy directing a new Star Wars couldn’t tell you the dif between Bib Fortuna and Therm Scissorpunch.. they’re just mad at the size of their micro-saber and no amount of Kyber crystals can change that

[Brian Seiler @brian_seiler]

"Ohhh, lie to me, Pinocchio."

[neon 🍁 @neon_heartbeat]

if you could add a sex scene to any existing film what would it be