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[Barn @brian_young12]

@caelmcbabe Frozen 2 when

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Just heard Smash Mouth broke up. Don’t talk to me today, I need some time

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

I will always stand by my idea of shooting rockets filled with cum into space to see if we can jumpstart evolution. If there isn’t life out there now, we’ll bukkake the cosmos until there is

[Barn @brian_young12]

@caelmcbabe @sucray_ am i the nut

[Barn @brian_young12]

@caelmcbabe I also think about every awkward thing you've ever done before bed

[Barn @brian_young12]

@lizardwitch13 @caelmcbabe Googles autofill says dayger joseph, and all of the results say darty, grow up

[Barn @brian_young12]

@lizardwitch13 @caelmcbabe I tried to google it and apparently its not even dage, its dayger

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

"There's no question, none, that President Trump is practically and morally responsible for provoking the events [January 6],” @LeaderMcConnell

[Barn @brian_young12]

@caelmcbabe @not_guaire Are you bussin my chops rn?

[Barn @brian_young12]

@not_guaire You like chopsticks? Youre a gay chops

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

remember when senators got coronavirus briefings before the public and sold off millions of dollars in stocks before the crash last year and faced no consequences and no regulation? then reddit made one stock into a meme and they’re talking about restructuring the whole market

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

.... yes.

[Waka Flocka Flame 🔥 @WakaFlocka]

Good-morning gorgeous

[John Smith Chicago @JohnSmithChgo]

To anyone complaining about a private media company kicking Trump off their platform:

Think of Twitter as a Christian bakery and Trump as a gay wedding cake.

#BanTrumpFromTwitter

[David James Dague @DJDague]

When I lose, I just say "Good Game."

[Ryan @BrewPack8]

Remember everyone. Kap kneeling is disrespectful to the country and not the right way to protest but storming the White House is perfectly fine. #terrorists

[Barn @brian_young12]

@ketchupmilky Execution bring it on

[Barn @brian_young12]

Christmas list this year

[Barn @brian_young12]

@lizardwitch13 @caelmcbabe