Trigga Trey

I'm like TT, just like TT.

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

This how I imagine birth control works

[Kurstin Frost @heyitskurstin]

if my husband doesn’t want a wrap around porch we’ll just have to compromise & have a wrap around porch

[Trigga Trey @briana_denson]

Bet 👀

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

One of my goals in life is slowly replacing all my friends who aren’t drag queens with drag queens

[Qina @IAmNeqina]

Adulthood is low key lonely af. Everyone’s busy. Everyone sucks at texting. We all just work all day to come home and sleep to wake up and work again. On weekends you catch up on things you couldn’t do during the week. It’s all stupid lol.

[Jpac™️ @__jpacski__09]

Did your parents make you get a job at 16?

Rt for yes
Like for no

Trying to prove a point.

[alyssa lauren @_AlyssaLauren]

This morning I woke up crying cause I had a bad dream and my half asleep boyfriend hugs me and says “don’t worry babe it’s cause the planets are in Gatorade remember” LMAO 😩😂

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

imagine how fucking angry the rat that controls gordon ramsey must be all the time

[gin @komakaikoma]

Cigarettes aesthetically look so cool because it’s a neat little thing in your mouth that blows clouds but it’s also a horrible death stick so I was trying to think of a healthy aesthetic alternative and for some reason my idiot brain produced “kazoos”

[ @vinnybrack]

when a customer says “I’m never shopping here again” https://t.co/tQHK7FQxhk

[albreanna3 @Albreanna89]

I found my biological family. I’m a daughter. I’m a sister. I’m an aunt. I’m a granddaughter. Bitch I’m a relative!!! A thread...

[Madeline Hill @mad_hill]

That blue represents millions of dollars & countless jobs & it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when in fact you're wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room from a pile of stuff https://t.co/tqJ2tM1F4A

[wandering aengus @revisionist_emo]

THERE IS NO ESCAPE