Does anyone else go through funks where they just let themselves go for a while...and then one day you wake up..and you’re spray tanning, you’re waxing that unibrow, shaving that big toe. And you’re just ready to f it up as a whole new woman? And then repeat the cycle? Just me?
It's that anniversary again. This year, I apologise for killing someone who didn't die during the #BattleofHogwarts, but who laid down his life to save the people who'd win it. I refer, of course, to Dobby the house elf.