Briana

you can find me at Chili’s

[Briana @brianaegger]

I work so much that sometimes I forget it’s Friday until I see people’s snaps at the bar.

[Briana @brianaegger]

Wow look at me go, went back to school for a job I actually enjoy and am now about to graduate.

[Briana @brianaegger]

So you’re telling me that I graduated from college just to work a barely above minimum wage job in a cubicle with no windows??? They didn’t say that my freshman year in new student orientation.

[Briana @brianaegger]

Before you buy a dog picture this. It’s Sunday morning and you are cripplingly hungover, you are standing outside in the 12° weather waiting for your dog to poop, your dog ate your boots so you are wearing sandals, air hurts.. your head hurts worse.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I remember worrying that covid might last three whole weeks

[Briana @brianaegger]

My Spotify wrapped is always a rude reminder that I’m not as hipster as I think I am.

[Briana @brianaegger]

@blakelyryans Come to okc

[Briana @brianaegger]

If ya’ll don’t start coming in to get your hair done I’m going to start karate chopping necks. Don’t test me.

[Ryan Knopp @KnoppRyan]

Happy day for me. Several people I care a lot about got the COVID vaccine today, overcoming some hesitancy. What do I say to my patients who are unsure about the vaccine? This:

[Briana @brianaegger]

How did I, a 25 year old woman, just got internet scammed????

[Briana @brianaegger]

This is the the first time my dog has lived in an upper floor apartment and I swear to god if she poops in the stairwell ONE MORE TIME

[Briana @brianaegger]

I recommend listening to classic rock while working out. The bpm is always on point. No one asked but I’m telling you anyways.

[Briana @brianaegger]

I’m homesick so I’m going to walk around bass pro later.

[Briana @brianaegger]

I’m feeling extra angsty today you better stay back

[Briana @brianaegger]

Why tf am I at cookies karaoke bar at 12 on a Wednesday.

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Being alive is very time consuming

[Briana @brianaegger]

If you are comfortable wearing low rise bikinis I’m scared of your and your confidence.

[Briana @brianaegger]

Fun fact: when I took this rotary picture I was experiencing my very first hangover and had to keep going to puke in between shots. #mems

[Briana @brianaegger]

I like to eat 9 donuts for breakfast and then wonder why I’m sluggish throughout the day.

[Briana @brianaegger]

Little PSA that college does NOT have to be the best years of your life and that’s okay.