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lady in the streets, but a freak in the tweets

[b @brianahaslam]

Me driving anywhere with clear directions but low confidence

[Lauren @lnfanning]

caption this

[b @brianahaslam]

Why does it feel so wrong to throw out your planner from last year?

[b @brianahaslam]

Wait a minute how do you open your advent calendar?

[b @brianahaslam]

PSA I got my dream job and things have never felt more right
https://t.co/fWqjyu6Nm6

[b @brianahaslam]

my tik tok feed is now filled with reinactments of frustrating customer service interactions, where am I supposed to go to RELAX!

[b @brianahaslam]

Amazon should let you do a private Christmas shop session for when youre trying to shop for who you share an account with.

[jame @kloogans]

pretty fucked up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason

[b @brianahaslam]

You can tell it's going to be a good week when the discover weekly playlist is hit after hit

[b @brianahaslam]

A tomato fresh from the garden 😚💋🤌

[b @brianahaslam]

When I give a music recommendation I fully expect a detailed rating and review back

[b @brianahaslam]

You ever do something that wasn't on your to do list so you write it down just to cross it off to feel like you've been productive

[b @brianahaslam]

Just pointed my car fob at my doorknob to try and unlock my house... Been a long day

[b @brianahaslam]

My theory is if you had a sticker collection as a kid you are now obsessed with patchwork tatoos

[b @brianahaslam]

Can't believe I bought a cute little planner this year just to write "work" in it five days a week I want a refund

[b @brianahaslam]

If there's a whole shopping tab on Instagram that I haven't touched don't show me ads on my main feed k thanks :)

[b @brianahaslam]

I need an ice cream koozie for my pint of Ben & Jerry's

[b @brianahaslam]

Old people on the buy and sell are so fight-able

[b @brianahaslam]

I only trust a dentist office if it has a fishtank and a treasure chest full of rewards for the kids.

[b @brianahaslam]

Can we just all collectively agree to not do flip flops anymore...please.. I beg.

[b @brianahaslam]

Ironic how being understaffed makes me want to quit my job

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

this is insane