Full grown adults that can’t swim, cycle, skate, backpack, take a gap year, vacation, play an instrument or speak multiple foreign languages. Just a lifetime of hustling and trying to leave survival mode. These are subtle poverty metrics that no one really talks about
Teacher Shillah has decided to cast her fishing net into the Kilgoris fish pond hoping to hook George Ruto’s heart. After walala hoii discovering that the Sugoi diva got married to a man from a humble background in Tz, Mwalimu who is one of us has concluded that the matrimonial syllabus has changed. She is fishing in a pool when we all know the pod is full of sharks.
What Mwalimu doesn't know is that she may be a full member of the Walala Hoii Association just like Isaya Yunge, but some members attend the AGM from the boardroom while others attend through the tents. But let the woman dream. Every fisherman deserves a chance to throw his net.
The only problem is that George Ruto is unlikely to be shopping for love at Ol Kalau or Sikhendu market. Probably our boy has reserved a yellow yellow damsel from South Africa or Australia.
Rich families always look for families in those areas where Mareej looks less like jua Kali sector and more like a corporate merger where two families come together, shake hands, exchange assets and quietly discuss the succession plan.
To make matters worse, Mwalimu has uploaded a video showing little pikiins shouting WANTAM on her TikTok page. In one of her findiioos, George Ruto jokingly asked for her TSC number at the comment section and judging from the excitement, you'd think TCS had just announced a surprise promotion.
Daughter of Agrippa is looking for an economic bailout through George’s Urwaro. She wants to bypass inflation completely and proceed directly to the presidential family compound. After years of studying education, she'll soon discover that the lecturers failed to teach her that letters q, d, b, and p are actually just one letter that only changes position.
But in all this, I feel for the boyfriend who is also a teacher. Imagine sitting in the staffroom marking CRE while your better half is busy Simping & admiring a rich kid on TikTok. The man is probably looking at his phone with his sanpanku eyes wondering whether Love & Marriage has been removed from the CBC curriculum. Saizi najua anasikia kuchukua kisu ajidunge.
Ayaaam telling you Omwami, It is tough being a poor man. Wanaume tutafute pesa. A poor man has no voice in society. Prioritize money over everything. Otherwise bila pesa pesa watoto wazuri utakua unawaonea kwa mtandao kama Jumia. Chesaa! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀