briana montana

I dry scoop my pre-workout. So yeah, I’m pretty intense.

[briana montana @brianajmurillo]

A thread of things my first graders have said ✨

[briana montana @brianajmurillo]

@SCE Thank you. I did and have yet to hear back.

[briana montana @brianajmurillo]

@sce has the absolute worst customer service I’ve ever experienced

[BAD IDEA 🦅🪐 @Plutopresido123]

I hate it when I do math about where my money went, and it all adds up . No one robbed me .I didn't lose it ..it was really all me

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Hello sharks today I am asking for $500 000 to enjoy my summer

[ugly fugly @lilemzivert]

i really wish panera still had the lemonade that kills you

[Jo-Ellen’s Sideye @cxnnevia]

Is Southwest aware that now people are no longer incentivized to fly with them??

[bud wiser @w0rdgenerator]

wtf is a galentine’s, I’m wishing all my friends a happy valentine’s day to let them know that if they gave me a chance I would #hitthat

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

I feel bad for the trad wife community bc I have a Cooking Boyfriend. He is making me vegetarian French onion pasta while I drink a christmas cocktail and watch

[sakinah @angelsupastarr]

a man pulling out his wallet is so sexy i’m sorry

[betitooo 🦦 @ghooostyy_]

Dont wanna go out… but theres a bartender out there who needs my 20% tip to feed his family

[ambreia @rhyamb]

If i ever acted delusional it really was for fun and the plot. i’m self aware 9 times outta 10 i really don’t care fr

[jenzie @Jenzie872364555]

My future husband is very lucky, he will never stay hungry because i know so many restaurants with delicious food

[Kelsea Ballerini @KelseaBallerini]

PATTERNS. October 25th.
Sorry Mom, out tonight at midnight.
let’s start unpacking…

[maha @mahaaaay]

kamala did something i have never been able to do. she chose the right white guy

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

I love saying ‘sorry I’m out of it today’ as if there has been a day in the past fucking five years I’ve been in it

[eric curtin @_ericcurtin]

i know the heart button on an ig story hate to see me coming when ive had 3-4 beers