Bri Stokes

chicken bowl: white rice, black beans, mild & medium salsa, corn, cheese, lettuce

[H U N T @KingGvOART]

“Shit… at Publix chillin”

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

after i say “that’s crazy” twice please wrap up your story

[Bri Stokes @brianakstokes]

@paigenmori Iconic

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

People think they’re performing stand up when it’s time to write a Venmo description

[Bri Stokes @brianakstokes]

@sammyflynn Send link plz

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Bobby Flay is short for Robert Flavour

[Bri Stokes @brianakstokes]

“Yah I’ve seen those AirPods things before. Looks like someone shoved half a cigarette in their ear”

- My tech savvy daddio

[Bri Stokes @brianakstokes]

“I just though tonsils were the CORRECT TERM for wisdom teeth”

[Bri Stokes @brianakstokes]

“I learned today that tonsils aren’t the same thing as wisdom teeth”

- John Hinkle

[Bri Stokes @brianakstokes]

*On hold with my bank for 30 mins to report a $28.76 charge from Redbox DVD rental*

John: oh shit that was me. I just returned the movie WE rented together OVER a week ago

Bruhhhhhhh

[R. @rukky101]

Carrot cake is severely misunderstood.

[Bri Stokes @brianakstokes]

@bukes_ Sad

[Bri Stokes @brianakstokes]

The guy who founded Zoom has got to be worth a fortune now thanks to social distancing

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

2020 has been so shitty. kobe died, the economy is crashing, coronavirus is shutting everything down..... its like god got bored and handed over the controller to the angel of a florida man

[Nazeefah @Nazeefah]

COVID-19 helping people realise that some meetings can be emails.

[kathleen barber @katelizabee]

Every email I ever send: Hello! I am extremely excited to be corresponding with you! You can tell by the number of exclamation points I use! Here is one sentence with a period so that I don’t come across as manic. Thanks!

[Bri Stokes @brianakstokes]

Lorde walked so that Billie Eilish could run