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My dog looks like Larry David

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Kristi Noem’s husband got bigger tits than me

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How did my dog go from being dumped on the streets to me making him bone broth broccoli stem dental chews lmao who even am I?

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I miss patty mills

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I only come on here to tweet about wanting pho

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I didn’t get raptured, is it because I took Tylenol?

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Chat, I need pho right?

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@pho kim long, wyd?

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Every now and then I think of baby rocket in guardians of the galaxy saying “hurrrrts” and my whole day is ruined

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I really don’t ever drink calories, but a grape soda goes so fucking hard

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Witnessing Devin Williams live was my 13th fucking reason

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Every time August rolls around I get chills down my spine from all the partying I have to do. Why are all my best friends leos?

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@gilbertvotion Hey daddy

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Life has been kicking my ass lately, but I still feel beautiful in a lot of ways

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Gilbert randomly said “Remember when you slapped that girl at Squeezebox?” like girl no, but I’m not surprised.

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sigue chingando

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Moments before I got stung by a wasp ❣️

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Used my free will and laid butt naked on the hammock, I felt violated by the birds and the bees ngl