musclebob buffpants

every crabs life goal is to make a million dollars.

[musclebob buffpants @brianarevell]

The anthem.

[musclebob buffpants @brianarevell]

Someone is playing a bagpipe somewhere in my apartment complex

[hayd @haydroflask]

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way in the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them!!!

[Ida @akaidaho]

Chappell being Trixie’s labubu

[jadey @missmilkton]

i’m not gonna lie to you guys i feel like i’m going into psychosis

[Uncle Female @unclefemme]

just realized my parents were right. it is expensive to take care of me and this economy is not making it any better

[musclebob buffpants @brianarevell]

I know we’re not supposed to ask but how do the rugs get so dirty before the cleaning videos like what is happening

[Timmy :) @Timmyd124]

don’t be coming in my house pouring no big cups of juice

[acidic jew @haydenspengler]

Those are called date palms
@brianarevell oh bc there’s always 2 of them?
No bc they make dates

[Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve]

You're either normal or you study the menu before going to a restaurant

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Once again, if you're keeping count, the Florida State University shooter has been identified:

- Not a drag queen
- Not a trans person
- Not an immigrant
- Not woke
- Not DEI

Just a white trump supporter.

[lyna @lketheopposite]

“make america safe again” but i would feel safer alone in a room with LM than i would with the president himself

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think some of you are really mean on the internet because you don’t have enough friends to make a groupchat where you can talk shit about people privately. which is fine but also don’t make that my problem you know