broken iPhone 8

[broken iPhone 8 @brianashaffer00]

To think that I conditioned myself to love coffee just so I can have a fun drink and a stomach ache every morning

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Maybe it’s just me but if you’re mad the government suggested you wear a mask to prevent the spread of a deadly disease but fine with government telling women they have to take a pregnancy test just to travel between states, “government overreach” isn’t really your problem.

[riley @princess_antifa]

men hate barbie margot but they sure loved mentally ill pigtails in an abusive relationship margot

[broken iPhone 8 @brianashaffer00]

A hairdresser in this salon just said “they had a transgender person sell beer. It’s BEER for gods sake. If they were doing champagne or something that’d make a little more sense”

I know she meant it in a transphobic way but… I think she just called trans people classy idk

[Akilah Green @akilahgreen]

This reminds me of those high schools where as soon as the valedictorian is POC or woman, they break with tradition and decide to have co-valedictorians for the first time in the school’s history. Please don’t do this.

[broken iPhone 8 @brianashaffer00]

And Cher. The Burlesque soundtrack is a gift to humanity.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

christina aguilera really ate in burlesque

[broken iPhone 8 @brianashaffer00]

Simon Cowell is just Gordon Ramsay in a different font

[broken iPhone 8 @brianashaffer00]

She’s gotta be bi. Whether it’s polar or sexual, we don’t know.

[dara faye @darafaye]

46 men were arrested in Frisco, TX because they were all part of a sex trafficking ring.

A volunteer firefighter, a HS teacher, a youth pastor, a semi-pro hockey player, & a hospital director of operations are some of those arrested.

But ZERO were drag queens.

[Ari @Ariellex1_]

Coconut is literally bad and everything coconut flavored is also bad!!!!! Such a sad and miserable fruit!!!

[broken iPhone 8 @brianashaffer00]

Baby voice 🤢🤮

[broken iPhone 8 @brianashaffer00]

It’s my first night without Juno and I already miss her so much. Please wish me luck

[broken iPhone 8 @brianashaffer00]

@savhut @ayinasnave You’re too funny for this

[Clout Barbie🦄 @BHAMPAGNEPAPI]

None of my friends did that cartoon shit that’s how I know I still have a good circle

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Well said alpha male. Now let’s use our big alpha brains and see if that same logic applies to drag queen story hour