Brian Beesley

Kind of lean, not that mean, fighting machine

[rat bastard @MercuryBreddie]

The ops be inconsolable when I hit them with that neener neener pumpkin eater

[Brian Beesley @BrianBeesley3]

@evankbeesley Same but instead of straight women it’s just men over 40 😩🤌🤌

[Brian Beesley @BrianBeesley3]

@evankbeesley I love you too!😭

[Brian Beesley @BrianBeesley3]

@evankbeesley Same😪

[evan @evankbeesley]

I really wanna rock a pencil skirt, but then I put one on and I remember that I am a man with male anatomy
:(

[evan @evankbeesley]

Back to my semi-annual listening of Parade and again realizing how fucking sad this show is. And how a lot of the injustices in the criminal system the show presents literally are still happening today all the time.

[evan @evankbeesley]

Why she talkin’ shit on her shit when she hasn’t even had her shit

[El_Gato @pussykatfelix]

Therapist: The gimp suit Pikachu gang can’t hurt you, they aren’t real.
Gimp Suit Pikachu Gang:

[Brian Beesley @BrianBeesley3]

@THEnicKilian

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If there is going to be class warfare in this country, it's about time the working class won that war.

[Brian Beesley @BrianBeesley3]

@colt45__1 Isn’t it a shame that us soft millennials are able to enjoy the freedom that those brave young men fought and died for? If only us weak snowflakes had the opportunity to be slaughtered by the millions in war! That would sure teach us a lesson!

[MacKade Beck @MacKade_Beck]

Best man for 9 years and now he's off to Florida. Someone pls help my mental state.

[Brian Beesley @BrianBeesley3]

@SkylarPhoenix32 Bofa deez nuts 👊😩👋

[Brian Beesley @BrianBeesley3]

@SkylarPhoenix32 Its a ten-pence doubloon from the republic of bofa

[Brian Beesley @BrianBeesley3]

@RileyJ44 What an awful haircut

[Elder Jackson @RileyJ44]

Sky: "my dad hated when that happened."

Me: "when what happened?"

Sky: "the recession."

[Elder Jackson @RileyJ44]

Jim Bridger the trapper of the 19th century

[Elder Jackson @RileyJ44]

You know I'm getting wavy off of buckwheat fumes at work in the good earth bulk closet

[Brian Beesley @BrianBeesley3]

@SamBeesley3 I'm legitimately curious

[Brian Beesley @BrianBeesley3]

@SamBeesley3 Are you talking about asians?