brianbrister

Worship Leader. Health Coach. Fashion Photographer. MS: Photography. BS: Mass Communication. My dad was my hero.

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Regret will chain you to your past.

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Dear @heydude. I know that I’m not your target audience, but can you please explain to me how @sydney_sweeney in a swimsuit makes sense in an ad stating “It takes a man to admit he’s a dude”?

I literally googled to see if she had recently transitioned and I had missed the news.

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Dear Jesus,

When I get old, please don’t let me just be chewin for no reason.

Sincerely,
Brian Brister

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#NewProfilePic

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Authors be writing chapters like:

1. Present day
2. 1992
3. 2023
4. Present day
5. 1909
6. 1045
7. 1876
8. 1854
9. 1987
10. 1988
11. Two weeks ago
12. 1974
13. 1973
14. Present day
15. Six months ago

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@NashSevereWx Those pups just wanna be good boys. They can’t help it they aren’t as smart as the others. 🙁

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I just heard someone say “I don’t need them to drive me crazy. I’m close enough to walk.“

And I felt that in my soul.

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An Indian woman just asked me if I was from India and when I replied no, she then asked me if I was from Egypt.

So apparently my tan is coming back. 🤣

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People who seem to not be bothered by random, unnecessary noises (i.e. tapping, clicking, etc.)…how y’all do that?

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At dinner with my friend James, we were randomly discussing the pope and he says “What’s he smell like?”

I’m adding this to the top of the list of questions I’ve never considered about the pope.

He then said “my gut says rosewater, but my bets on gold, frankincense and myrrh.”

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How are all of the graphics at the #SuperBowl SO insanely cool (like seriously the best I’ve EVER seen)…except the scoreboard at the bottom of the screen that we see the whole game and it’s absolute trash?!

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@NashSevereWx just below 4”. Charlotte/White Bridge #tSpotter

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@NashSevereWx it’s happening white bridge pike area 07:15

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While driving down the road, a small, white spider began to run across my dash straight towards me. Right before it got to the edge of the dash, it swung into the air from a piece of web that it had previously attached near the top of the windshield.

I almost met Jesus today.

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🫶🏽

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How you treat people is a ministry that matters far more than any platform.

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Between the attempted assassination of Donald Trump and the national anthem by Ingrid Andress, it’s been a tough week to be an ear.

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@amazingvideo01 @kylenabecker According to this projection, wouldn’t that second shot have gone through his hand?

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I just passed a store and their sign read “if it’s in stock, we have it.”

Really? You don’t say.

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I just realized that the last time I updated my résumé was 2013 because that was the last time I applied to a job. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯