Brian Turek

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[Brian Turek @BRIANBT]

Hey @NikkalaHa - let’s pour goat milk all over @MikeyyyPooo and then make him pay us for the milk.

[Jocko Willink @jockowillink]

D-Day. Heroes.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chronological tweets seem much better than what “the algorithm” suggests

[Brian Turek @BRIANBT]

I’ve never really been that great at anything. Epecalky spelling.

[Brian Turek @BRIANBT]

The ending of every Teams meeting I’m part of:

Person who organized the meeting: “Alright everyone, talk to you all later!”

Everyone else: “Okay, thanks everyone. Have a stupendous day.”

Me: *Irish good-bye’d when the organizer started their outro*

[Brian Turek @BRIANBT]

My son just dropped a Paw Patrol toy on his foot and then yelled “Ah, kankle water!”.

Couldn’t be more proud.

[Brian Turek @BRIANBT]

@hxcfrog090 I will literally let you hold me.

[Brian Turek @BRIANBT]

Survival tip: Don’t ever, ever let anyone kill you.

[Brian Turek @BRIANBT]

@MikeyyyPooo @calebjxhn Hey Mike hah

[Brian Turek @BRIANBT]

@calebjxhn Ha hey

[Brian Turek @BRIANBT]

Still waiting on that Snakes On A Plane sequel. Right @NikkalaHa? Ha eat a chort.

[Brian Turek @BRIANBT]

Friendly reminder that @NikkalaHa sits when he pees.

[Brian Turek @BRIANBT]

@KyleYNFL Need at least 24 points from Kamara to advance.

[Brian Turek @BRIANBT]

@KyleYNFL Matt Ryan.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I got a covid question. How come it seems more widespread now than ever even with vaccines? Why is FL no different than other states when they ignore it? Like whats benefit of freaking out when it appears freaking out is as effective as letting people make their own life choices?

[Mattie Montgomery @ForTodayMattie]

This is the only DOD I trust.

[Pearson Sharp @PearsonSharp]

35k Haitian illegals pouring over the border, the disastrous Afghan withdrawal, the deaths of 13 US service members, lying about a botched drone strike that killed 10 innocent civilians and 7 children, amnesty for 8 million illegals... and the front page news is Brian Laundrie?

[Brian Turek @BRIANBT]

@KyleYNFL $45