Brian Crider

Innovation + Design + Research + Development = Disruption

[Brian Crider @briancrider]

Drone show followed by a touchdown. #OleMiss #CFP #cfplayoffs #HottyToddy

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[Brian Crider @briancrider]

@NFLFantasy Which two should I start? Wan'dale Robinson, Jameson Williams, Tyrone Tracy Jr, or Quentin Johnston

[Brian Crider @briancrider]

@jimmyfallon Just took our very large dog for a walk and realized at “that” moment there’s only a thin plastic grocery bag tied to the leash and not a thick bag from Target.
🐶💩 #ScarierThanHalloween

[Brian Crider @briancrider]

@jimmyfallon Visiting a friend, used their toilet, and… it wouldn’t flush! 💩👻 #ScarierThanHalloween

[Brian Crider @briancrider]

@jimmyfallon Draft Travis Kelce in Fantasy Football then explain to my wife why my team is named Tay Tay’s Tight End… #ThingsIdRatherDoThanGoApplePicking

[Brian Crider @briancrider]

@jimmyfallon Stand in Times Square dressed as Spider-Man… in July. ☀️ 🕷️ #ThingsIdRatherDoThanGoApplePicking

[Brian Crider @briancrider]

@jimmyfallon My roommate would go into the pantry and fart into a Pringles can, then later hand it to his girlfriend. 29 years later… he’s still single. #MyRoommateIsWeird

[Brian Crider @briancrider]

@jimmyfallon “Pumpkin-spice espresso” #AddAWordMakeASongFall

[Brian Crider @briancrider]

@jimmyfallon Pink Pony Club Cardigan #AddAWordMakeASongFall

[Brian Crider @briancrider]

@jimmyfallon “Hit me baby one more daylight-savings time” #AddAWordMakeASongFall

[Brian Crider @briancrider]

@jimmyfallon “I Want to hold your scarecrow hand” - The Beatles #AddAWordMakeASongFall

[Brian Crider @briancrider]

@jimmyfallon “Rolling in the Leaves Deep” #AddAWordMakeASongFall

[Brian Crider @briancrider]

@TeslaCharging The cables behind the black car look like mouse ears. Nice! 🐭

[Brian Crider @briancrider]

@jimmyfallon “Espresso Macchiato” by Sabrina Carpenter #AddAWordRuinASong

[Brian Crider @briancrider]

@jimmyfallon “Lose Bowel Control” by Teddy Swims #AddAWordRuinASong

[Brian Crider @briancrider]

@jimmyfallon I once ended up in a room full of cadavers on a summer school science trip where I was a tech mentor. 😳 It was def weird but guess not really a #WorstSummerJob 🤔

[Brian Crider @briancrider]

@jimmyfallon “Oh shoot” #MomQuotes

[Brian Crider @briancrider]

@FortniteStatus add me to the console crash list. Happened 4 times yesterday (3 Ranked Solo, 1 Ranked Duo). Various parts of the map, various actions or even just walking. I’m on XBox Series X. Screen goes black for a few seconds then am back at the XBox Home Screen.

[Brian Crider @briancrider]

Travis Kelce singing “Friends in Low Places” 🤣 🍺 🍻 🍺 I don’t blame him one bit. #ChiefsParade

[Brian Crider @briancrider]

@jimmyfallon This one guy would always say after a meeting: “well that was a goat rodeo”. 😂 RIP Terry #MyWeirdCoworker