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[BRIAN @briancrypt1]

@WatcherGuru Bear market?

[BRIAN @briancrypt1]

2R want to finish me my God!!

[Trip @WLxAJ]

https://t.co/z4MeBBMVVo

[BRIAN @briancrypt1]

If it’s not broken don’t try to fix it

[xghost🧸 @0xxghost]

So my bro account @DannyCrypt got compromised...and hacker had the guts to come send a message asking for funds.

Y'all kindly report the account and tag @nikitabier also so it gets closed or so he can help with recovery.

RT for awareness also.

Thanks....

[Adam Livingston @AdamBLiv]

Imagine being a hedge fund manager trying to price risk while the President sounds like he’s freelancing World War III from the toilet.

Nobody knows what the plan is. There is no plan.

The plan is vibes, caffeine, and one man screaming into his phone like the manager of a failing Atlantic City steakhouse.

You open your brokerage app and everything is red, except oil and defense contractors, because of course.

Of course.

Every time civilization starts wheezing, Exxon walks out in a tuxedo with a martini and Lockheed buys another island.

The Nasdaq looks like it got hit in the face with a folding chair because suddenly the market remembered that semiconductors do, in fact, require an operating global economy and not just TED Talk confidence and a black turtleneck.

And Trump, God bless him, is tweeting like a guy who was handed six different war briefings, understood none of them, and decided to freestyle foreign policy from the toilet.

“We may be winding down.” Great!

“We may obliterate their power plants in 48 hours.”

Fantastic!

“Oil sanctions are off, but also maybe on, but also maybe we’re taking the island.”

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

This is why the market can’t price anything. You can’t build a discounted cash flow model around a national mood swing. There’s no Bloomberg terminal function for “presidential posting episode.”

There’s no options chain for “what if the leader of the free world says three contradictory things before lunch and Brent crude goes vertical while JPMorgan analysts begin quietly chewing through their own ties.”

The average investor is just sitting there like, “I bought an index fund because they told me it was safe.”

Safe? SAFE? Your “safe” portfolio is now directly connected to whether some 28-year-old NSC staffer can stop a rage-post from becoming a missile exchange before the European open.

That’s your diversification. Congratulations.

You own a basket of companies whose earnings now depend on whether Hormuz is open and whether Trump has confused deterrence with posting.

And Wall Street still does the same little dance every time. “Well, maybe this is already priced in.”

Oh really? Already priced in?

Was the possibility of a full-blown oil shock, shipping disruption, inflation resurgence, and presidential caprice “priced in,” Chad?

Was it in the spreadsheet next to “soft landing” and “AI productivity miracle”?

No, it wasn’t.

What was priced in was endless delusion, infinite buybacks, and the belief that history had ended because the S&P had a nice quarter.

Now everybody’s doing that thing they do where they act shocked that war affects markets.

“Wow, yields are up. Wow, energy’s squeezing margins. Wow, rate cuts are less certain.”

Yes, genius.

That tends to happen when the world’s most important oil chokepoint turns into a live-action Call of Duty map and the White House communications strategy is basically drunk casino owner at 2 a.m.

This is the real genius of the modern empire. It can’t build a train station, can’t balance a budget, can’t explain what victory looks like, but it can absolutely vaporize your 401(k) with a single weekend news cycle.

That part works flawlessly. That part is incredible. The only truly efficient American institution left is panic transmission.

We get chaos from the battlefield to your Robinhood account faster than Amazon gets paper towels to your porch.

And the best part is that by Monday morning every idiot on television will sit there with perfect hair and say, “Markets dislike uncertainty.”

Wow. Thank you, Socrates. What a contribution.

They dislike uncertainty. Incredible analysis.

We’ve spent billions on financial infrastructure just to reinvent the village idiot pointing at the sky going, “Storm bad.”

That’s where we are. The market is a hostage, oil is a weapon, diplomacy is a hallucination, and the President is posting like a divorced nightclub owner who just found the nuclear football in a Denny’s booth.

Everybody wants calm, nobody has control, and your portfolio is being managed by events that sound fake even when they’re real.

Absolute clown planet. Premium clown planet.

Goldman Sachs clown planet with institutional custody.

[BRIAN @briancrypt1]

Why I preferred a sweep of the lows before an upside movement.

the fractal might just repeat itself

[BRIAN @briancrypt1]

Smh.

In the case of solana, the first breakout from the range is going to be the manipulation before the distribution.

[BRIAN @briancrypt1]

@onchainsleuthh Lmaoo

[BRIAN @briancrypt1]

@WLxAJ Sorry sir

[BRIAN @briancrypt1]

@CRTwithSaint 😂😂😂😂

[BRIAN @briancrypt1]

Why I never wanted the move up in the first place.

Good luck trading crypto next week

[BRIAN @briancrypt1]

Smh.

In the case of solana, the first breakout from the range is going to be the manipulation before the distribution.

[BRIAN @briancrypt1]

So 48hrs till another nuke? Alright bet

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Bitcoin crashes under $69,000 after President Trump threatens to "obliterate" Iran's power plants if Strait of Hormuz is not opened within 48 hours.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

I no longer look forward to seeing my club play football 💔

[BRIAN @briancrypt1]

@ade_mek1 😂 I can’t remember when last I enjoyed a Chelsea game

[TG OMORI @boy_director]

I have no more fear in me.

[BRIAN @briancrypt1]

This market is a war zone lmao 🤣

[BRIAN @briancrypt1]

Your best approach to a consolidation cluster market.

Try to understand the type of market you are dealing with.

The number 1 mistake traders make when trading a consolidating market is expecting a breakout at the slightest move at a defiance level.

[BRIAN @briancrypt1]

BTC liquidity met & raided.

Lets see what type of structure forms afterwards

[BRIAN @briancrypt1]

BTC liquidity met & raided.

Lets see what type of structure forms afterwards

[BRIAN @briancrypt1]

Seems Btc isn’t out of the woods Yet.

Undisturbed liquidity at $74000 taken, and tagged a POI above it.

A lot of liquidity levels needed to be ran within the range,

The chop continues.

[BRIAN @briancrypt1]

$69,500 hit

Good morning

[BRIAN @briancrypt1]

$BTC out of my positions, still positive seeing $69,000

[BRIAN @briancrypt1]

@iamchrisani Lmfao