Brian DeAngelis

🎥 Writer & Producer 🤓 Development at @illumination 🎞 USC School of Cinematic Arts ☠️ Idiot in Chief of @spikedjb

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9:30pm. That's the time of day when I cannot functionally do anything but crave mac and cheese. A food that would probably kill me.

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What the fuck do bidet users do on camping trips? Poke a hole in a water bottle?

[The Associated Press @AP]

April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain. https://t.co/3ID91uMXvn

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It’s a crime that we so quickly moved past Hugh Grant calling himself a scrotum live on national television

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Big day for people who like movies

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My sexual orientation is when writers use “severely” to describe a character’s pattern of speech

[Anna / 🙃 @annaintheclouds]

I’m at the Ash Wednesday.. I’m at the national margarita day… I’m at the combination Ash Wednesday and national margarita day

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Archiving old film negatives and sadly realizing that I favor landscapes over people because places are less inclined to disappoint me

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Happy @wingstop employee appreciation day to those who celebrate 🎉 thank you for your service

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@hvngxrdxn 28 years

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Celebrating a decade of wasted time 🎉 #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Let me handle China, I trained for this

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The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)

[Grace @gracecamille_]

my therapist told me that sometimes the people u think are toxic aren’t toxic they just don’t like u and ur desperate

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Learned the word “mollycoddle” today and my life will never be the same

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Alright Dry January, you win. I've learned my lesson. Life is too hard to be this sober.

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@BrianLynch Brendan Fraser’s mocap was definitely the highlight there

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Lord, grant me the strength, patience, and wisdom to navigate the Fairfax Whole Foods parking lot, Amen

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Picture this: It’s 2am, you’ve just delivered millions of gifts, you’re exhausted, you’re bloated, you’re just a thousand years out from retirement. A woman screams. You’ve just run over Grandma. What do you do?

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@halhickel Yes thank god 🙏

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I have never screamed at a TV as hard as I did when this film lost the Oscar to Golden Compass for VFX