Brian

Video gaming, D&D playing, comic reading father of two teenagers. On the internet before it was cool.

[Brian @briandunkle]

@FoxNews really? This is pretty high on the list of most offensive headlines I’ve ever seen. Glad the multiple murders at massage parlors gave you a chance to show off your ‘clever’ wordplay.

[Brian @briandunkle]

This is what we get instead of snow. https://t.co/wpgaPaJV8H

[Brian @briandunkle]

@zmhoffman Oh, the weather outside is frightful...

[Brian @briandunkle]

A letter of recommendation feels like the embarrassing self-praise of a resume, but even more uncomfortable because it's about someone else.

[Brian @briandunkle]

@BlissInfinite3 @Avengers That only looks like 5. Were there 4 before that? Was one of them covered in orange rocks?

[Brian @briandunkle]

@reliablecomics @realDonaldTrump Cows also.

[Brian @briandunkle]

@reliablecomics It's just a placeholder until January, when it becomes "Trump Country."
All part of rebranding America great again.

[Brian @briandunkle]

That's just gross.
What exactly are you pokemons getting up to inside those balls?

#pokemongo #jolteon #discharge #vaporeon

[Brian @briandunkle]

@OhNoSheTwitnt @hodgman on twitter, no one can hear you scream.

[Brian @briandunkle]

Hey, sorry everybody. I accidentally hit Alt-Right on my keyboard and all these racist assholes showed up.
My bad.

[Brian @briandunkle]

@reliablecomics I'll suggest that to them. It'll be funny if they try it, since they mostly use tablets.

[Brian @briandunkle]

@reliablecomics So...rectangle practice, then? My artist friends tell me circles are harder but I'm not sure.

[Brian @briandunkle]

If Facebook stops fake news, something's going to have to fill the void.
"We cut fake news and you won't BELIEVE what happened next!"

[Brian @briandunkle]

Not to be confused with the Biopic of Ra's al Ghul. https://t.co/Bv5yGknJQi

[Uncharted Atlas @unchartedatlas]

The Bishopric of Great Al Kul

[Brian @briandunkle]

@79SemiFinalist I've been telling everyone to watch Idiocracy since trump nomination. And not in a good way. :-/

[Brian @briandunkle]

@danthat "Six hundred pound cock and balls, anyone" "Seems a bit unwieldy."

[Brian @briandunkle]

@reliablecomics Damn Wikileaks

[Brian @briandunkle]

I really wanted the @nytimes headline to be "GRABBED BY THE PUSSY"

[Brian @briandunkle]

@BlissInfinite3 @Avengers
A:
Hellcat
Tigra
Black Panther
White Tiger
Sabretooth

Poss. Silverclaw

[Brian @briandunkle]

I swear I thought Halloween was over. Who's the guy in the Trump mask who won the election? It was funny for a minute, but it's not anymore.