brian

anything worth doing is worth doing poorly

[brian @brianfreitas]

@CGagaVampire @jakeket88 @henry_hegler i didn’t know so many people would be this pressed over mcdonald’s lmfao

[brian @brianfreitas]

truly not sure how y’all. mcdonald’s was my first job so i consider this reparations

[brian @brianfreitas]

secured my mcnugget caviar 😇

[brian @brianfreitas]

@TiaTweettweet i refreshed right at 8:00 (pacific time) and then refreshed again when i got the white screen and it went through

[brian @brianfreitas]

@PeteHelmore @MissTinaTheDiva it was an extra $1600 per person for m&g 😭

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Imagine if you focused on your own evolution instead of getting people to see what they’re not willing to see and change what they’re unwilling to change.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

my toxic trait is that i dont feel any sense of accomplishment after achieving something. just a mild sense of relief that it’s done.

[brian @brianfreitas]

Wondering if I will ever feel the bliss I did in May 2020 after not working for 2 months straight and doing nothing but play animal crossing all day

[𝐚-𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 @wydccalamity]

I don’t think Americans understand how bad America is

[brian @brianfreitas]

this whole time i thought they were just nice to me 😩

[Clarke @pleasuresystems]

I forgot Trader Joe’s requires cashiers to compliment an item every customer buys until today when the guy out of the blue just said “I love cilantro”. Twisted shit

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘Abbott Elementary’ has been renewed for Season 3 at ABC.

[Aidan @aidanthereup]

He wants to be her soo bad https://t.co/LiJb348Beg

[oli @_olicannoli]

changed my whole outlook on life tbh

[brian @brianfreitas]

it fulfills me so much to be the uncle that i never had

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Sabrina Impacciatore improvised “Peppa Pig?” on #WhiteLotus!!?

ICONIC BEHAVIOR

[brian @brianfreitas]

@MisterCoons @Apple

[Amber @amberpilanca]

@NoLieWithBTC @CBS8 Definitely on meth. And more worried about his son being gay than committing mass murder. This guy votes, do you?

[brian @brianfreitas]

@sorrrylol

[brian @brianfreitas]

very much appreciate everybody honking at me and flipping me off as i am standing next to my totaled car on the freeway lmfao