Brian Wingfield

[Russia X 🇷🇺 @Rusia_HD]

🚨 BREAKING:

​A solution proposed regarding the United Kingdom and France by an X user has become a trending topic on social media.

​Do you think it makes sense, or is it pure fantasy.?

[China V @China_V7]

🚨 BREAKING:

China has recently been buying up numerous ports across Europe.

But why? What are the Chinese trying to do this time?

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@Furiosa24 @jk_rowling Docudrama?

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@RachelRileyRR Didn't they first appear in the Harry Potter books? Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans.

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@C4Countdown @Channel4 @KatharineMerry @ColinMurray @susie_dent @RachelRileyRR 6x75+25+10

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@RachelRileyRR @tomrocksmaths @Nat_Numeracy Well, he looks a bit different.

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Why doesn't Royal Mail update its app to scan postage stamps to check their validity?

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@dailytelegraph I have a full digital subscription but cannot access puzzles today

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Presumably because rubbing them into your balls didn’t go so well.

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While we were in the Wokingham Waitrose café today, somebody stole one of our shopping bags from the trolley park. I know shoplifting is rife, but I thought that was from the stores, not other customers.

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@RachelRileyRR @ColinMurray @C4Countdown @Channel4 @susie_dent Let's hope it's permanent this time.

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When I first saw mention of the "Pork Pie Plot", I assumed it was called that because of the number of lies Johnson has told. It wasn't until this morning that I found out the real reason! 😂

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

He was boozing at that drinks party for twenty-five minutes.

Please RT if you want him gone.

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@RachelRileyRR @PashaKovalev Congratulations to all of you! Hope all went well.

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

The perfect metaphor for what Johnson and Co. have done to Britain.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

If you see this image today and appreciate NHS staff, please give us a follow and RT.

We’re building a superteam of NHS supporters to help boost staff morale, and your backing will really help.

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@jwingfieldhill @bbcproms But is it music?

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@Poltwhistle @AmazonKindle For how long did you hold the button down? Can take up to 40 seconds depending on model.