Brian

[Brian @brianhandall]

@binzposting Loud, Wrong and entitled to everything

[Brian @brianhandall]

@EdBaker97 Welcome to America brother
Hope you enjoyed it 🦅🙏🏻

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

OUR SOIL. 🇺🇸

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨JUST IN: Zlatan Ibrahomovic was asked if the US could win the World Cup

He said yes

[Brian @brianhandall]

@Classicmessii @Ocelotmaniac @PanictheRaptor @FeelLikeDrew That’s your personal opinion lol but Renault season baseball games are amazing
I go to dodger games and the crowds are always lit

[Brian @brianhandall]

@Classicmessii @PanictheRaptor @FeelLikeDrew If you’re calling game 7 of last years World Series boring then idk what to tell you

[Brian @brianhandall]

@Classicmessii @PanictheRaptor @FeelLikeDrew The increase in viewership especially over seas says otherwise

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

SOCCER!!! 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

[Brian @brianhandall]

@PanictheRaptor @FeelLikeDrew Baseball is more popular lol

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

THIS is how we do SOCCER in AMERICA you kangaroo niggas!!! #RealNigga #FuckKangaroos #USMNT

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

If the USA wins the World Cup, that Knicks parade gonna look like a kindergarten graduation bro

[The Boabie @TheBoabie]

We were told we'd be shot by ICE, we never saw them
We were told the police would be tough, they partied with us
We were told the Americans didn't want us, they embraced us like family

Stop listening to the 'media' trying to divide us! live your lives and make memories! 🧡

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Brian @brianhandall]

USA 2-0 🇺🇸🔥

[Brian @brianhandall]

@tarangoestohell @pyongyangfang @communistkiss I work for the government lol

[Brian @brianhandall]

@s1nicki @RockstarGames Don’t worry I’ll buy double and give it for free. Whoever is boycotting I’ll buy it and give it out don’t worry.

[Brian @brianhandall]

@pyongyangfang @communistkiss I live in this area and that is false

[Brian @brianhandall]

@stoolgambling That’s how I punch in my sleep

[Brian @brianhandall]

@VerMemeIstan @Variety People don’t realize that film started in New York and New Jersey. They moved west because they wanted to avoid alll those taxes and fees/ monopolies.

[Brian @brianhandall]

@ansari_yas64553 @ev1dentLEE @dhe3g So throw your phone away and break it, get off twitter. You’re a hypocrite. Put your money where your mouth is