Brian Henry

Writer of humorous fiction. I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter II is on Amazon: Check out my Substack for free stories:

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New fantasy-comedy Badcastle! Killer bats are attacking Dunwill Manor creating a panic! The Duke's son sets out on an epic journey to stop the deadly plot. This novel takes you on a wild trip with crazy characters through the Marrlands. https://t.co/ExuMumExmq #booktwt #novel

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Can the somewhat daring team of Space Lord astronauts capture a Bogo Ape before the nefarious group Deep Grobble discover all their secrets? Find out in this free Space Lord Losers story! https://t.co/VAOvbRvfqK #scifi #parody #humor #comedy #fiction #story #substack #booktwt

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7 out of 10 stars to The Invite. This film starts off pushing a little too hard and being a little too frantic, but once it finds its rhythm there are great comic moments and byplay between the four characters. Very well acted. Always great to see Edward Norton! #theinvite

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Science Fiction Haiku

She fought off hordes of
bitter science fiction dogs
screaming for huge cats.

#poem #poetry #haiku #sciencefiction #scifi #parody #booktwt

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5 star review for I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter: “As this trio of ghost hunters explore an old mansion...we join them on a slap stick ride of flying ghosts, flying objects and things that go bump in the night!” https://t.co/t687v2JHWp #ya #paranormal #ghost #ghosthunter #kindle

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Titles That are Even More Exciting for Spielberg’s Follow-Up to Disclosure Day:

Disbursement Afternoon
Dissemination Night
Adhesion Hour
Appropriation Break
File Collation Week
Appellation Morn
Interregnum Now!
Perforation Month
Auscultation Eve

#spielberg #disclosureday

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“Your lack of daring shocks me in a captain,” Littgink remarked dryly. “We Nagellians have a saying that applies: ‘Worm, worm tunnel away, but you’ll never fly to the moon’.”

“What the hell’s that supposed to mean?”

“It sounds better in Nagelllian.

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Squeeze-BEAUTIFUL GAME-Live @ Great American Music Hall, San Francisco, ... https://t.co/O41JCHZRDD via @YouTube #fifa #worldcup #squeeze #beautifulgame

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8 out of 10 to #Leviticus. This powerful horror film starts with an attraction between two teenage Australian boys, but when the local church calls in a faith healer things take a terrifying direction. Great moody psychological horror with fine performances from the leads.

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Free story: Art Boy and the Pathetic Lounge!

“It’s so great you got Principal Skeegan to convert the old band practice room,”
“He had to something. The band was down to ten people,” agreed Jolene.
“And six of them were drummers,” added Kendall.

https://t.co/40M83DNkPs
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Bigfoot Haiku #62

Running for office
Bigfoot faced tough debate rules
requiring two shoes.

#poem #poetry #haiku #writing #bigfoot #booktwt

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Check out my free new short story – Art Boy and the Pathetic Lounge on Substack!

Xtrole says: “Love this!...thanks for sharing this excellent storytelling with us readers!”

https://t.co/40M83DNkPs

#booktwt #story #fiction #art #writing #humor #comedy

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Review of oral history of the New York School Poets. #poetry #booktwt #ashbery #ohara #koch https://t.co/3LviZajl84

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7 out of 10 stars to Guardians of the Galaxy Vo. 3. Loved the crazy imagination and hilarious repartee. Didn’t love the overload of special effects and storylines. Great to see Rocket’s backstory…but those animal buddies of his… #filmsky #comicsky #marvel #films #filmreview

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Check out my free new short story – Art Boy and the Pathetic Lounge on Substack! https://t.co/40M83DNkPs
#parody #humor #comedy #fiction #story #shortstory #writing #substack #highschool #teen #ya #booktwt

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Duglin glared at him. “What, Littgink? You’re not going on the Bogo hunt?”
“Unfortunately, I have a severe ape allergy,” Littgink said primly. “If I have direct contact with an ape, I may break out in unattractive red rashes.” https://t.co/VAOvbRvfqK

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9 out of 10 to The Homecoming (1973). Harold Pinter's disturbing look at what happens when an accomplished son returns to the home of his father and two unnerving brothers. Streaming on Kanopy. #pinter #thehomecoming #booktwt

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Taco Haiku

Caught with bad tacos
she cursed the stern party gods
twirling pink streamers.

#poem #poetry #haiku #writing #tacos #booktwt

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Conflicted 4 out of 5 stars to The Red Winter by Cameron Sullivan. Very bloody, violent reimagining of a French werewolf legend told with a lot of verve and suspense. Great recreation of an ancient barony. Entertaining but a little too gruesome for me. #redwinter #cameronsullivan

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Scalligan ran his fingers up and down his green uniform in a nervous habit. “This is no time to shift blame to your crew, Duglin!”

“This base doesn’t look kindly on crew shaming!” Mogone warned.

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While you’re waiting for #SpaceX to start trading, check out my story The First Billionaire on the Moon. It could come true! https://t.co/3lq08KIpGV #fiction #humor #parody #satire #scifi #sciencefiction #substack #booktwt