BJFB

occasional cryptic tweeter. 🦬🗽

[BJFB @brianjbarlow]

There’s a certain age where ‘I got kicked out of the bar and it wasn’t my fault’ stops being a fun story and starts being a red flag.

[BJFB @brianjbarlow]

They’re all still fucking stupid

[Empire State Wrestling @ESWWrestling]

Doors open for #ESWWrestleBash XV at 6 p.m. The opening bell is set for 7 p.m. with the Last Chance Battle Royal starting off the night!

Pre-sale priced tickets cut off at midnight. Ticket prices rise by $5 at the door. Lock them in now at https://t.co/w8WB54kMYp.

[Empire State Wrestling @ESWWrestling]

#ESWWrestleBash XV:

Friday, 11/21 at Buffalo RiverWorks

​Featuring:
*WWE HOF Teddy Long
*TNA World Champ Mike Santana
*Ilio DiPaolo Memorial Cup
*Title Defenses: Valor (c) vs. McChesney vs. Glass, Sayga (c) vs. Vertigo, Marie (c) vs. Lopez
​
https://t.co/w8WB54kf8R

[BJFB @brianjbarlow]

Wild watching someone delete their way into being “self-made.”

Erase the help. Burn the bridge.

But deep down… you know who handed you the matches.

[BJFB @brianjbarlow]

👀

[Empire State Wrestling @ESWWrestling]

#WATCH: At Tough Luck '25, anonymous footage showed a figure approaching Groff.

We now received this.
No sender.
No explanation.

Here it is - exactly as received.

[BJFB @brianjbarlow]

Idiots will believe anything

[BJFB @brianjbarlow]

Don't go out if you can't tip

[BJFB @brianjbarlow]

@JoshuaHedley Thanks for coming! It was a great show! Minus the assholes in the balcony

[BJFB @brianjbarlow]

All my stories have shitty endings.

[BJFB @brianjbarlow]

@RJCity1 @bryandanielson @AEW @AEWonTV And I took the Y being better than I personally

[BJFB @brianjbarlow]

@RJCity1 Whatever happened between you and ALF?

[BJFB @brianjbarlow]

@TheKevinBennett Off my dick

[BJFB @brianjbarlow]

How many chairs do you think there are? You know, in general.

[BJFB @brianjbarlow]

39

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

The Butcher @andycomplains & @BladeOfBuffalo are COMING HOME when #AEW debuts in Buffalo, NY with #AEWDynamite LIVE & #AEWRampage Wednesday, September 7th @KeyBankCtr! Tickets (starting at $29+fees) are ON SALE NOW! 🎟 https://t.co/UN1cNj1kQq

[BJFB @brianjbarlow]

First time appearance of Brian DeVille in years. Don’t miss this one night only event.

[Empire State Wrestling @ESWWrestling]

This Saturday!

[BJFB @brianjbarlow]

I just put this movie on at work Saturday and didn’t watch that part. It’s so good though

[BJFB @brianjbarlow]

Unrelated to this, but it’s been over a year since I’ve smoked a cigarette. That’s even bigger than that.

[BJFB @brianjbarlow]

Imagine a world where people only used the left lane on the highway while actively passing someone..