Brian Bohnert

Reader | Writer | Daydreamer | Horror Fan | @bgsu alum | Ohioan

[Brian Bohnert @brianjbohnert]

In my world, the franchise starts with part 2.

[Sierra @slothsaretight3]

The original Friday the 13th is a genuinely agonizing viewing experience and I don't know why it ever spawned a franchise

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

one of my favorite things about cats is that when they don't understand what something is, they hit it.

[Turtle_Lair @NinjaTurtleLair]

No lies detected

[HalloweenVerse @HalloweenVerse]

Michael Myers ruins Friday the 13th 🔪 Alternate Reality Movies
#Halloween #FridayThe13th

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I'll never be as inspired and hopeful as I was in November 2008, but this had me feeling pretty close to that.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

here's Barack Obama's entire speech commemorating the Obama Presidential Center. He reflected on his administration's successes and failures, critiqued the moral rot of contemporary America, and outlined a positive vision of the future -- all without ever mentioning Trump

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Gotta do something with all that 'Grown Ups 2' money...

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Actor Rob Schneider offers to pay the fines for any MLB Christian player who wears a Bible verse on their uniform.

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@kerionmywayward Some guy in North Dakota rn:
"This is my prized sheep, Dr. Milfi."

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@MountainDew Two cases of Code Red Zero 20oz at my front door?

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@blumhouse I wish for an OG copy of Frankenhooker on VHS.

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@kerionmywayward What I imagine:

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It's a toss-up between 4 and 6

[COZYVIBES @thespookygirll]

out of all the scream movies in the entire franchise, what’s your least favorite??

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@kerionmywayward

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in halo?

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[Brian Bohnert @brianjbohnert]

They mean Pacific time, don't they?

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

waiting for 4:30pm like:

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@vinceguerrieri As a Chargers fan, I am counting down to their schedule drop at 4:30.

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@kerionmywayward I thought those were the only conditions people our age jump on trampolines...

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@kerionmywayward To be fair, as a 36yo man, I'd be calling the local news if I did a back flip on a trampoline and didn't tweak my neck somehow.

[NFL @NFL]

Chargers agree to terms with TE David Njoku on 1-year deal worth up to $8 Million. (via @rapsheet)

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@tru_fru

[Evil Dead @EvilDead]

One hell of a family reunion. Evil Dead Burn only in theaters July 10. #EvilDeadBurn 🔥