brianjford

Award-winning research scientist, author, radio and TV broadcaster and university fellow. Popular international lecturer and enrichment speaker.

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@Sabiha1278 A bloke. Definitely, a bloke.

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MYTHICAL MICROBES
The web is starting to spread news of microbes that are fiction. It is the latest incursion of AI into the world of science. You can watch my latest lecture on this fascinating new phenomenon for Inter/Micro in Chicago online:

https://t.co/OaaO3g7X2K

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RAINDROPS ARE ROUND
@BeckyMantin_ popped up on @itvnews to explain how a rainbow forms. "It's all because of the shape of a raindrop," she said. WRONG. We imagine raindrops shaped like a tear-drop, they never are. They're little spheres...read more:
https://t.co/2Mv2rihUn6

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@MasterMaliq Oh yeah? Just for the men ...!

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We saw powered secateurs on Clarkson's Farm. I thought they were really interesting ... my wife instantly said I must have 'em for the garden so they were ordered online.
They're brilliant! And they are the only power tool I'm never going to show to the kids. Too dangerous!

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@Samsoprano30 Yeah, yeah, and Dr Crippen had tenure too. So that teacher who tortured his adopted child to death who was due to stay on for years as well. Starmer is a duplicitous, self-serving, frankly dishonest opportunist. Nobody knew that before did they? Well, I did (Savile!). You didn't.

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@Cherub_Rock_23 @LucyTCWife @CalamityClaire4 Who photoshopped the nice Mr Miliband into a private jet? He's our Zero man - he'd NEVER do a thing like that, surely? Tch, tch.

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@dave43law Interesting that the comments are lists of insults. I hoped they'd be sensible rebuttals of Reform UK's policies. The attacks ad hominem
will reinforce Mr Farage's support.

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@HonestHalo They voted for a change from mismanagement, incompetence, and from being ignored by government. They're still waiting ...

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@1980Aktuell Artistic? ARTISTIC? Aren't they banned from portraying anything alive?

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@ReformedMedia_ BOLLOCKS. Fewer than ten -TEN!! - have been sanctioned. FAKE NEWS.

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@BillHennessy14 @AllisonPearson How many were rejected? Of those, his many left?

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@AlanBurns523923 @PhilMyers53 We're in the wrong job!

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@B1tchWiv @PhilMyers53 Well, you obviously care for one ...

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@matthewBadass2 @James_J_Marlow Absolutely.

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@HJB_News__ Nobody who places any curious superstition above simple humanity should never be trusted with anything. All religious beliefs are groundless and warp the mind.

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@SBarrettBar Let them say what they want. If you're not nicked, you didn't offend.

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@azibong12 @JohnCleese Oh yes they were! They were mutilated and abused by Arab slave owners. In huge numbers.

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@AdamtrendHQ @JohnCleese FAKE NEWS - Starmer has repeatedly said the opposite: that the Union Jack and St George’s flag belong to everyone in Britain.