Here's a sentence that hasn't been written or uttered this century -- since before Dan Snyder owned an NFL franchise: Players want to wind up in Washington playing for the Commanders.
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“We will call it roughing the passer.”
“But isn’t football a rough sport sir?”
“Very. But in this case, too high… flag, too low… flag, too late... flag”
“So if they time it perfectly, they can hit in the midsection?”
“Depends. If they do it softly, maybe. Too hard… flag.”
YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP:
#Bears DB Tyrique Stevenson was mocking #Commanders fans during the Hail Mary, and ended up being the one that tipped the ball in the air, allowing Noah Brown to catch it.
(via; @joe_abdo)