Brian Grimm

[Brian Grimm @brianjgrimm]

@SethMacFarlane Our family now regularly drops “and there is a mountain lion warning in effect” into our conversations. It’s the 2020 sentence suffix we deserve.

[Brian Grimm @brianjgrimm]

Shut the f*ck up, Donny. You’re out of your element.

[Brian Grimm @brianjgrimm]

Kudos to both #PresidentialDebate2020 participants, for staying up so long after their bedtimes.

[Brian Grimm @brianjgrimm]

Can we please stop calling them “false claims?” They’re lies.

[Brian Grimm @brianjgrimm]

Somewhere in here is a 3k for the #joeschwartz3k #joeschwartz2020 #haverfordcollege

[Brian Grimm @brianjgrimm]

.@trilliumbrewing Thank you so much for offering delivery service during this tough time. It makes staying at home FAR more palatable. Hope your team stays safe and healthy.

[Brian Grimm @brianjgrimm]

@Ancestry Thanks!

[Brian Grimm @brianjgrimm]

So, this WOULDN’T be a good time to submit that @Ancestry kit that’s been collecting dust in my closet? #coronavirus

[Brian Grimm @brianjgrimm]

We were promised zombies. #coronavirus

[Brian Grimm @brianjgrimm]

Tonight’s #supertuesday2020 coverage has given me a new frontrunner title for my eventual autobiography: “Cusp of Viability”

[Brian Grimm @brianjgrimm]

I don’t speak much German, but I understand this. #FCBRBL #bundesliga_en

[Brian Grimm @brianjgrimm]

Some days, the only thing getting me out of bed is knowing that, later, I’ll be able to get back in bed.

[Brian Grimm @brianjgrimm]

.@halls Congrats on the $2M in free advertising. Bag was on screen for 10ish seconds.

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Hoping this is yet another sign of the GOP’s eventual steep decline: losing millions of future voters — from a generation that cares deeply about transparency — by refusing to admit salient, credible, and readily available testimony into the #impeachment process.

[Brian Grimm @brianjgrimm]

Waiting by my phone, so I don’t miss my managerial interview invite from the @RedSox ...

[Brian Grimm @brianjgrimm]

@IvankaTrump Hilarious that Nepotism Barbie is lecturing the rest of us on "facts" when her philandering, criminal father wouldn't know a fact if it magically materialized in his stubby little fingers.

[Brian Grimm @brianjgrimm]

.@GovernorKayIvey Great to see your reprehensible attack on women's rights is being blocked! You can pin up the news coverage right next to stories about PACT's collapse, your college blackface performance, and Alabama's last-place educational rankings. * cue "Dueling Banjos" *

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@VP You openly legislate against women and the LGBTQ community, and you stand idly by as our nation's most corrupt president willfully exacerbates racial divides and casually tosses off racist epithets. Yet you have the gall to question OTHERS on their "social conscience"?

[Brian Grimm @brianjgrimm]

.@Nationals Our Siamese cat is named Walter Johnson. We’re a @RedSox family, but if you send us a cat-sized Big Train jersey I’ll try to stuff him into it and grab a pic during the @MLB postseason.

[Brian Grimm @brianjgrimm]

@dgingiss

[Fast Company @FastCompany]

Inside the race to (finally) bring pinball into the internet era https://t.co/MVwkoGDFoi