Brian J. Hatcher

Professional Raconteur

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Actually Conversation During This Year’s Record Store Day

Them: Why would you buy more albums? You have too many of them as it is.

Me: That has to be the most ridiculous statement I’ve ever heard in my life! That’s like saying you have too many books.

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Surgery
https://t.co/OyLnAusKm4

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Help, if you can. https://t.co/DZs2p0A265

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An actual conversation I had today, after getting another box in the mail:

THEM: Is this the last of the packages?

ME: Are you serious?! I’m not gonna stop getting boxes until they put me in one.

#truestory

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@BrianKeene @marysangiovanni I saw that movie, much too young, in a drive-in theater in Beckley. It was part of a double feature with Grease. Weird combo.

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GIVEAWAY: Paramount has provided us with a MASSIVE collection of horror movies - including #Scream 4K! - and we're giving three sets of this entire physical media bundle away to three winners. All you have to do is follow us & RT this tweet. Winners will be selected on Halloween!

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

(Well, actually, Twitter reminded me. Is that cheating?)

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/uwZxqGHnxE

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Fact of the Day: If we first met before 1997, and we haven’t really spoken after 1997, I most likely owe you a massive apology.

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See you after Memorial Day. 👋

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Taking a break... https://t.co/V7rCMVlUCl

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/yoFv6oRJ8W

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@BrianKeene I haven’t seen those Crusader comic books in decades. Brings back memories.

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/3Zk5ypcO7W

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A perfect morning for a chai tea, and the perfect cup to drink it from. #aliceinwonderland #cheshirecat #chai https://t.co/hTcKVYp4pY

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Wait a minute. If this is for musicians, why is it called—?

Oh. It’s not called Vampire. Never mind. #howmymindworks https://t.co/SCgkIcntMM

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@BeholdMunro

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Sad... https://t.co/qMHPPCqyAg via @YouTube

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Seven Days: Developing A Sleep Schedule https://t.co/74jWhaNwQQ via @YouTube

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Just got a package of Trader Joe’s dog treats that I didn’t order. Starting to wonder if the dog got my credit card.