Brian Napier

Tweets are my own and not those of my employer, my family, or my backup dancers.

[Brian Napier @brianjnapier]

@JoeyVotto Repentance. Or aardvark.

[Brian Napier @brianjnapier]

Saturdays on Immaculate Grid are made for the Reds.

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@PastorTrey05 @J55807Jeffries Go Bucks!

No indoctrination at tOSU!

(Another perfectly coherent opinion that doesn’t indicate a thoroughly atrophied mind at all.)

[Brian Napier @brianjnapier]

@sarahdespres If we can't keep measles out of the Ottumwa Pizza Ranch, do we lose measles elimination status?

[Brian Napier @brianjnapier]

@OhioStateHoops If he's 1/3 as much fun to watch as previous number wearer @OSULighty23 we will be glad for this day.

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

Sal Stewart leads ALL OF MLB in RBI

[Brian Napier @brianjnapier]

@SenBillCassidy If only the framers had thought to give people like you a voice in another branch of government.

[Brian Napier @brianjnapier]

Please, folks, let's all try not to be vastly inflated and unreliable.
Thanks.

[ABC News @ABC]

A new review by the U.S. Government Accountability Office found the Department of Government Efficiency site's claim of $110 billion in taxpayer savings was vastly inflated and unreliable. https://t.co/SlQgGwelaR

[Brian Napier @brianjnapier]

@grahamline Thanks for the forthrightness. The Polyani reference makes sense, as does the comparison to Jack's using human editors.
I appreciate your efforts to make all of this available and accessible.

[Brian Napier @brianjnapier]

Tweets that sound like rejected subplots from Idiocracy.

[Steve Stephens @SteveStephens]

@darreldrowland A stuffed rabbit determining control of Congress would be the most 2026 thing possible.

[Ohio Dept of Health @OHdeptofhealth]

This is the oral rabies vaccination, or the "forbidden ravioli" as some Ohioans have affectionately nicknamed it. They look funny, but they play an important role in wildlife rabies prevention.
Learn more: https://t.co/R7yANNLUGd
#Rabies

[Brian Napier @brianjnapier]

The calendar says August 1.
Hope if it's still winter in your heart that you are granted relief soon.

[Brian Napier @brianjnapier]

@VinnysCorner1 If I had a nickel for every time I wondered why Vinny Castilla's 46 homers in 1998 weren't more highly regarded...

[Brian Napier @brianjnapier]

@baseballinpix Yes. But it will hurt, and it will go about 52 feet.

[Brian Napier @brianjnapier]

Surprised at how popular each of the Braves were:

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@BenVerlander Although Argentina’s offense came a lot closer to scoring today than all the National League’s best did on Tuesday.

[Brian Napier @brianjnapier]

@Joshlikesreds @GoodmanHoops I believe he was pointing out that neither team could score.

[Brian Napier @brianjnapier]

Wish Cesar or Driessen hit a little more and Don Gullett won a silver slugger.

[Brian Napier @brianjnapier]

Excellent.

[Eric Topol @EricTopol]

Immune response seen in 18 of 20 participants.
37.5% of the vaccinated group showed resolution or reduction of existing pancreatic cysts, compared to 6.8% of the unvaccinated.

[Brian Napier @brianjnapier]

@thermoware I believe they opened for The Fruitless Objections.