Brian Cordell

[Maryland Sports Blog @MDSportsblog]

UMES Baseball Adds Conrad Felks Jr., Bryan Liriano-Hernandez to Coaching Staff https://t.co/WGJ1ml35ve

[Orioles Kangaroo @ForeverOrioles]

Mike Elias trying to build a MLB roster

[Orioles Parade Planning Committee 🍾 @OriolesParade]

WAR CRIMINAL

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

My wife hearing the PS5 beep after telling her I have a work deadline to meet

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

companies: we can’t find anyone to hire!

their hiring process:

[Amit Srivastav @khansmeme]

Nolan said IMAX 70mm, we heard DIY

[victor @berriel]

assistindo odisseia do jeito que o nolan quer que assista

[Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre]

Which woman was safer on the metro?

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Did she get st*bbed in the neck or nah.

[Sleeper Picks @SleeperPicksHQ]

Paul Skenes since winning the CY Young:

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Still offering all major league umps free LASIK...
https://t.co/7hVQAkENnP

[Jon from Maspeth @JonFromMaspeth]

Do liberal athletes have to address their teammates to discuss their political affiliation too? Or is it just a conservative thing?

[litquidity @litcapital]

BREAKING: Socialist unsurprisingly runs out of other people’s money.

[Jennylizzz @jennylizzz_]

I prefer athletes sticking up for themselves and this shit will never bother me

[Will Tanner @Will_Tanner_1]

Yet you can't sue a judge when she lets off a 35x felon who goes on to stab your daughter to death

Leftist rule is just anarchotyranny

[ALX 🇺🇸 @alx]

Did they try calling a social worker?

[Battle Beagle @HarmlessYardDog]

Too retarded to stand trial, but competent enough to vote.

[willson contreras updates @pedeymisser]

Adding the player reactions actually has me pissing