Brian

bored retired intelligence officer and rodeo clown-not right or left. I’m certifiable. follow me for centrist/independent political humor and news.

[Brian @briank743]

@secupp Let’s start rounding up all the treasonous Trump trash

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@Pirates Done, let’s go Bucs

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

REPOST THIS for a chance to win this signed Ke'Bryan Hayes bat!

[Brian @briank743]

@LifeintheCenter @Mark_of_Zorro @WhereTrueLoveIs Lol… “think like me, or I won’t like you, and I’ll call you mean words.”

[Brian @briank743]

@GratefulDead Terrapin

[Brian @briank743]

@MaryLTrump Hopefully the first US President to do prison time.

[Brian @briank743]

@DonaldJTrumpJr 🙄

[All American Division (inactive) @82ndABNDiv]

"With a heavy heart we take this moment to show solidarity mourning the loss of our teammates with the 101st Airborne Division. Our thoughts and sympathies remain with the families, friends, and the unit of these fallen Soldiers during this difficult time."

[Brian @briank743]

@amadeuszerox @Savan_Kotecha @DonaldJTrumpJr This wins

[Brian @briank743]

But the opposition is a demented loon with violent deluded whackadoodles following him. Snort another one #junior #DonaldTrump

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

The ruling party is trying to jail the opposition leader like a third world dictatorship! It’s happening before your very eyes.

[Brian @briank743]

#lockhimup hope they #epstein his ass. Hello #shitter I’m back. #Trump #MAGA

[Brian @briank743]

#Republicans under @SpeakerMcCarthy lack the courage to dismiss @RepSantosNY03 for his bullshit. This makes them no better than the #democrats. It’s a shame the speaker didn’t feel similar for @Liz_Cheney because we need more of her and less of #Santos.

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@NFL this #Nickelodeon game between the @Broncos and @RamsNFL has been the most obnoxious yet uninteresting shit I have ever watched in the history of pro #football.

[Brian @briank743]

@secupp Serious doucherocket right there.

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@elonmusk Only if you follow me back!

[Brian @briank743]

How many of you woke up today and took a massive post #Thanksgiving #shit? We really oughta call it #brownFriday instead of #BlackFriday

[Brian @briank743]

@elonmusk Maybe it’s a reference to coffee?

[Brian @briank743]

@RonFilipkowski Try the butthole Kyle, it might be tighter… maybe

[Brian @briank743]

@dougmastriano O6 novice parachutist… where I came from, leaders are jumpmasters

[Brian @briank743]

Well, I ate my words on this one. Congratulations Shrek

[Brian @briank743]

Enjoy your doctor Oz, idiots. Even if healthy, he won’t win. #shotgunjohnny. https://t.co/sEKQI7vaQr