Brian Kelly

you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize

[Brian Kelly @briankel522]

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.

[Brian Kelly @briankel522]

Don't worry @Kroger I won't abandon you. We will burn Publix to the ground.

[Brian Kelly @briankel522]

@NKYNewsNetwork @kroger yes you would

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@TellaChampu @UDM80455272 you tell em

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@Zach_E24 @KamalaHarris I am 100% sure she read that

[Brian Kelly @briankel522]

I just looked through all my past tweets and I would like to sincerely apologize to everybody for thinking that any of them were funny. They all should have stayed as drafts. I now know that.

[Brian Kelly @briankel522]

@GregtheGrouch Ngl that is really interesting

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@GregtheGrouch I gotta ask, what’s your favorite Mos Def song?

[Brian Kelly @briankel522]

@GregtheGrouch “Sometimes you gotta get knocked down to get up” - Mystikal

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@joecasanovaa Trust me Mr. Casanova I think about that a lot

[Brian Kelly @briankel522]

@joecasanovaa Good I had to test you

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@joecasanovaa Will you buy the cybertruck?

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Mary mandolin

[Brian Kelly @briankel522]

The reason your fries get soggy is the same reason it rains

[Brian Kelly @briankel522]

@andy37890 I do not buy drinks

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Two old ladies next to me at the bar talking about their love for Eminem

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@joecasanovaa Keep teeth clean

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@Dream touched me

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@Zach_E24 @StephenKing Stephen Ling writes horror books not political books. I doubt this will be a part of his next book.

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@GregtheGrouch If you come out to northern Kentucky and do a show me and my homies will ensure you sell out

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@joecasanovaa Bro believe me I am still very stressed out by thing that transpired in 2023