Brian Tuan Le

Jerry Jones is the last horcrux

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An au pair with bare apparel pared a pair of pears with no parent apparent.

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Is this thing still off?

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@curlymirmy @sunflowerthembo Can I come

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Making a smoothie
Oops I put in too much ice
Making a shaved ice

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@deerNoise It’s that bag handler’s favorite sweater now

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Onomatogonorhea

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Medieval Times is rigged

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You can only tell me about your cryptocurrencies after you’ve taken a shower

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P is for pfffft

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When the Ambien mmmfkfififfnffnfnfbr

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I didn’t know back then that this tweet was going to be about voting for someone who idolizes Hitler. I’m sorry!

This guy has lost it. Tanking harder than a celebrity YouTube apology video.

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Don’t stop at the top.
Vote for every Kanye!

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It’s definitely a vibe when your SO decides to remember the Alamo

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TikTok trick shots trick thick thots with locks

More at 10

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You can't just call it a day after only pouring ten bottles of maple syrup all over yourself

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The united states of my multiple personalities makes me the men I am today

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@elonmusk Buy the Washington Commanders next please

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If I were Elon Musk, I'd be Elon Musk.

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Forget the fake snooze gimme the actual factuals

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Don’t call me in the morning because I’ve got a whole Twitter feed and Instagram feed and TikTok feed and Facebook feed and MySpace feed and Reddit feed to go through before I get out of bed

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we should do funky pox next

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Pre meditated chicken nuggets