mlami

you live everyday and die only once..

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

A man at my wife's work has been sexually harassing her, but honestly I feel like it's her fault.

She chose to work from home, and she knows how I feel about dat ass.

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

🚨EXCLUSIVE!: Arsenal are at high alert regarding the availability of Amad Diallo in case he gets offered to them so they can call the police.

[Mod @CFCMods]

I think if you ask any Arsenal fan right now they’ll choose winning the Premier League instead of the Champions League, fumbling the league at this stage will destroy the players, manager and fans. Any other trophy is just a bonus.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Homeboy just solved the incel issue hahah

[mlami @brianmaina181]

https://t.co/DpW6RaxtMF

[mlami @brianmaina181]

@TeresiaWan19890 Uko na mtu😂

[mlami @brianmaina181]

@TeresiaWan19890 😂😂kabisaa

[mlami @brianmaina181]

@TeresiaWan19890 😂😂ni mbaya

[mlami @brianmaina181]

@TeresiaWan19890 Uko na pesa?

[goma @soigomaa]

For thousands of years, babies slept with their mothers. When they cried, they were attended to. Then two men came along: Dr. Holt and John B. Watson. They said babies should be trained. That babies had to fit the assembly line schedules of their parents. "Newborns must cry to expand their lungs," they claimed. "Simply let them cry it out." And that's how the "cry it out" sleep training method was born. Watson treated babies like experiments. "Never hug or kiss your child," he wrote. "Shake hands with them in the morning." After all, mothers needed rest, to attend to their husbands and households. Watson had four children. Three attempted suicide. One succeeded. And we still follow it today. Because once you convince a mother to ignore her baby's cries, you've broken something primal.

[Lydia Owuor @itslydiaowuor]

In Dholuo, we love saying “Ngima ema duong.”
It means that the gift of life is greater than anything else. It implies that as long as there’s life, we can do anything.
That as long as you’re alive, there’s room to try again. And again.

Thinking about it always makes me smile.

[FRANKLIN @WaruhiuFranklin]

@xysist Congratulations Engineer. This is dope. Right now a Kikuyu lady will be assigned to you to increase your social currency.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

It was only ever Arsenal.

A boyhood Gooner, our new number 10 – welcome home, Ebere ❤️

[Sami Mokbel @SamiMokbel_BBC]

This deal moving very quickly. Expect Eze to be an Arsenal player. Agreement in principle already in place.

[mlami @brianmaina181]

@Sarah_juniorr 😂😂

[mlami @brianmaina181]

@Sarah_juniorr @FabrizioRomano 😂we'll see.

[mlami @brianmaina181]

@Sarah_juniorr @FabrizioRomano Glory days za man u ziliisha😆

[mlami @brianmaina181]

@Sarah_juniorr @FabrizioRomano Woi😂