Brian Marchetti

Tech Marketing | “A pleasure to have in class” - my 3rd Grade Teacher

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Voters of Iowa, you have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of mankind

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

You know how people say Donald Trump is what poor people think a rich person is supposed to be?

Elon Musk is what dumb people think a genius is

[Tom @TomParkes_]

🇫🇮 Finland's staging in a nutshell #Eurovision2024

[Brian Marchetti @brianmarchetti]

I beg to differ 😭😭

[R/GA @RGA]

Vibes are not actionable feedback

[Brian Marchetti @brianmarchetti]

Hey @netflix @NetflixTudum when did Oscar Winner Olivia Colman change her name? Need help editing your content? I’m available.

[Netflix Tudum @NetflixTudum]

"Elements of the final episode were always in my mind."

Inside @TheCrownNetflix's series finale:
https://t.co/CaClAzUxmX

[Brian Marchetti @brianmarchetti]

@netflix POV: Irina running this live and the social

[Brian Marchetti @brianmarchetti]

@norlack89 @smartthrob That’s LA County’s current criteria for eligibility. Most likely due to low allotment of doses, that’s the criteria they’ve chosen so far.

[ryan @OhItsRyan]

We come to this place for chaos.

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

Me realizing it wasn’t a bit

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

VIA JAPANESE TELEVISION: The uncensored exchange between Will Smith and Chris Rock

[Brian Marchetti @brianmarchetti]

Gay culture is running into someone you “know” but you’ve never met IRL but neither of you acknowledge that you know each other’s names and you do the “you look familiar, how do we know each other” song and dance until someone cracks.

[Brian Marchetti @brianmarchetti]

@united Please please be ORD/LAX-ARN so I can live my ABBA fantasies 🤣 #UnitedSweepstakes

[Brian Marchetti @brianmarchetti]

@united That’s even better 💙💙

[Brian Marchetti @brianmarchetti]

@SamsungUS

[Brian Marchetti @brianmarchetti]

Imagine today being your birthday and now you can’t repost all the stories tagging you wishing you a happy birthday. 🥴

[Brian Marchetti @brianmarchetti]

@Walgreens I could really use some sour patch kids and takis, bestie!

[Brian Marchetti @brianmarchetti]

@kevincollier Literally one replied to my recent tweet about the outage telling me to email a gmail account for help 🤣