Brian Mollica

I tell jokes, wrangle degenerates, and try not to neglect my kid (in that order). Hear me talk shit on my podcasts notiowa.com and dudiaries.com.

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@LVCabChronicles @kipthekelly And you based your vote for president on that? You know he's done nothing about that if that was your single issue, right?

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@RealDeanCain Like america did on your acting career?

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@realDonaldTrump Um, thanks?

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@RealJamesWoods Everyone associated with that show hated everything you believe in. You weren't in on the joke. You were the joke.

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@amelia_quest The smile doesn't get enough credit!

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@amelia_quest More like game of MOANS! I am so bad at this...

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@amelia_quest We need an update! Did the pirates revolt? Did they change the name of It's a Small World? Did the Empire Strike Back? Listen, I've clearly lost the thread here. But I would love to know how many dad's got distracted and misplaced their kids.

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@amelia_quest The disney princess we need!

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@amelia_quest Good morning! Beautiful choice. Love you in green!

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Hey @robertAbooey, going to my first @springsteen concert tonight in Vegas. Any hot concert tips!?

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@atxbobo @degensocialclub You got it. On the clock!

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@atxbobo @degensocialclub Holding a spot for you when you're ready to come on!

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@megynkelly If lies, denial of accountability and refusal to apologize are appalling to you, you should hear about this other guy I know!

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@megynkelly Sounds like you're bleeding from....somewhere.

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@degensocialclub A vuvuzela

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@SchwartzerMenlo But no background checks or waiting periods to make sure it's the right, highly trained people getting them, right?

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TAI is back. Degens should celebrate.

Sorry to be a month behind on this.

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@mtgreenee Deal, you realize that means you don't get any of the blue state's money, right?

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Episode four gets crowded with @saintmoz, @patch406_md, and @Y2k509 joining me for a @sorry4yourluck reunion. Soooooo many honorable mentions. https://t.co/qjJMBby6kZ

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We got the band back together for today's show! What's @mofobes been up to these last 10 years and is he really a mooch or one of the best long con artists in history? https://t.co/qjJMBby6kZ