Brian Mendell

[The Marginalian (formerly Brain Pickings) @brainpickings]

How to be alone – an antidote to one of the central anxieties and greatest paradoxes of our time https://t.co/qeoLhVagCQ

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

As I get older, I’ve become more and more intolerant of intolerance.

[Brian Mendell @BrianMendell]

Look at you walking around in shoes and socks like some big shot.

[Brian Mendell @BrianMendell]

@gfreihofer but you have to visit!

[Brian Mendell @BrianMendell]

Call me crazy, but I miss the snow.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If the Pledge of Allegiance told the truth:

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Imagine a world in which we are all enlightened by objective truths rather than offended by them.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Reflections on what became my most retweeted tweet: https://t.co/hlEH6B3eYU

[Brian Mendell @BrianMendell]

@Syddd_Gordon @SaraRunsShit favorite for Dustin

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Happy Thanksgiving! This year I'm thankful that your family is so annoying you're checking Twitter instead of talking to them.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Suck it, Denmark! RT! @SenSanders

[relatable @byreIatable]

Times like this I wish I had Mr. Feeny as my neighbor so he could tell me what I should do with my life

[Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH]

Welcome to Broadway, Emma Stone! Can't wait to see your Sally Bowles in @Cabaret_Musical, starting tonight. Break a leg. And a heart.

[Brian Mendell @BrianMendell]

If I wanted to eat leaves off a tree, I would go eat leaves off a tree. That's how I feel about spring mix salad. @icu__i4cu

[relatable @byreIatable]

Study tip: stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

I wonder if social media atheists ever use "OMG". If so, they probably intended to type "OYG".

[Brian Mendell @BrianMendell]

@Syddd_Gordon on a scale of 1 to dumb you are very dumb

[Brian Mendell @BrianMendell]

She's like me just not as ugly.

[Brian Mendell @BrianMendell]

I'm like 90% sure I hate everyone who wakes up this early. I don't really know though, because I'm too damn tired.