Kaijullionaire

Freelance comic writer guy angling his way into screenwriting. Oni, Boom!, Image, more to come. Contact at [email protected].

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@BillHuntBits @thedigitalbits Romancing the Stone.

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@andydugan @GermainLussier Bob Iger Will Return in Avengers: Doomsday.

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Hey @realDonaldTrump - Bad Bunny killed it and the biggest slap in the face to the country is you and your continued failed policies ( 63% disapproval). Sorry your dead dad didn’t hug you enough but don’t take your bullshit Cheeto manatee corpse ennui out on the rest of us.

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And finally, completing my annual film lists, here are my 10 Favorite Films of 2024:

https://t.co/Xm2snc7Qx1

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Continuing my annual film lists, here are my 10 Least Favorite Films of 2024:

https://t.co/qKpSemG9TB

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All right, it’s time for my annual Favorites of the year list!  First of all, my Top Ten Favorite Older Films I saw for the first time in 2024:

https://t.co/YMh5DGTLFX

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I’m no Home Alone fan but, now and forever, Kevin McAllister over Kevin Hart.

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In a bar witnessing an episode of Landman on Paramount+. I hope Taylor Sheridan’s next show stops trying to be clever and just calls itself Redundant Blue Collar Horseshit.

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In a bar watching a Walking Dead spinoff where there are literally no zombies. It’s like, what’s the fucking point? It’s like a Jaws sequel where the only plot is Brody conspiring to kill the mayor.

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Sometimes having a martini in a retro bar while listen to a Spanish version of The Monster Mash is enough.

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Clear eyes, full hearts, beware my power. #greenlantern #Lanterns

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Is it bad my love language is schadenfreude?

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@RichEisenShow @chrisbrockman The Yogi hate is REAL.

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If you had one song to use as the soundtrack to a movie car chase sequence, what would that song be?

Share this question, because I want ALL the answers!

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Happy #nationalchildrensday

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After watching @OfficialAcolyte I was hoping each episode would feature a name actor who’s only there to play a Jedi who gets killed that episode, like Shatner or Robert Goulet in the opening credits of Police Squad.

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I didn’t need the most recent episode of @bbcdoctorwho to confirm that between Gen Z influencers and carnivorous space slugs, I’m ALWAYS team space slug.

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@MyTimeToShineH

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Can’t wait for Rebel Moon 3, with the Ewoks.

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@DrewMcWeeny Ugh...I feel you. Either that or you're at the wrong theater and have no time to correct the mistake.