Brian M. Wixson

I'm a shoe salesman claiming to be an actor, producer, writer, editor and a few other interesting things. The only thing I really am is a liar.

[Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold]

September 2022, I still hate my life, and my wife. Need another lover. I expected to have fucked my way into a big bank account by now #hatemylife #mylifesucks

[Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold]

@Happydog___ Never had a dog, but my wife is loyal.

[Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold]

@lizziephiri8 Congrats

[Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold]

I love to pretend I'm part in a huge film project with me as the lead actor. We know that's BS. I'm no actor. I'm an aging shoe salesman with no tendency to work hard and even less talent. But it's fun to dream.
#brianmwixson #nofilmforme #noactor #dreambig #thegreatpretender

[Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold]

Originally it says 'Work hard, dream big'. But I'm not into hard work. If I need to work for my dreams, I'll dream something else. I deserve better.
#bigdreams #brianmwixson

[Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold]

@Happydog___ It's a cute dog, but 'too' is spelled with two o's.

[Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold]

@TommyDoyle47 Cardinal Richelieu in The three Musketeers is my favorite.
https://t.co/w2dQ57dV7E

[Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold]

Wanna know why I'm so good at playing the trumpet? Because I'm full of hot air.
#brianmwixson #trumpet #musicians
#hotair

[Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold]

Kanye West changed his name to "Ye". He says it's the most common word in the bible and means 'you'.
I admire this man!
But what's a bible?
#dontknowmuch #ye #KanyeWest

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[Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold]

@JMunozActor Your honest views on life and your open truth about what's going on made me follow you. If someone can't handle that, they can go and choke on their single minded numbness.

[Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold]

Remembering the good times when I cheated on my wife with 5 women to the same time. Can't do it anymore.
Good news though. ED can be treated!
#erectiledysfunction #noerection #hardwareproblem

[Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold]

May 29 was my b-day & I forgot to tweet. I was busy cheating on my wife. Was a good fuck though.
#forgotbirthday #cheating #brianwixson

[Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold]

@TBGHOST_666 @latimes Has Joe Pesci been in anything else than mob movies?

[Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold]

Golden Globes Awards. Completely overrated. Look at some of the winners. They shouldn't even have been there. And then these people and their dress-up: Beyoncé and Jay-Z? They look ridiculous. A jumping jack and his cheap dumpster-chick.
#GoldenGlobes2020 #JayZandBeyonce

[Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold]

@avdotijperz @latimes So what - He's right!

[Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold]

@ELLEmagazine Overdone - showed off - ridiculous and cheap. He looks like a jumping jack and she looks like a trash bag. Dumpster worthy couple.

[Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold]

Hate spending New Years at home with my dumb wife. Wish my friend was still living around and I could go with her to Times Square. However, Happy New Year to all of you.

[Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold]

10-day-movie-challenge on FB. I only got 8 pics. And none is from my prison movie.
Day 11: I forgot this one.
#dumbactor #wannabeactor #prisonmovie #brianmwixson

[Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold]

I may or may not have forgotten my wife’s birthday. Do I still have to get her something?
#hatemywifehatemylife