“Oh, you love to read? You should join our book club!”
But you see the problem is I don’t want to be told what to read, because then I automatically don’t want to read it.
me: i will go to sleep right after this chapter.
the author: ends the chapter on a massive cliffhanger that changes the entire plot.
me: well, guess i'm seeing the sunrise.
i love it when you read a line from a romance book and it's so perfect. you just have to take a minute to scream and grin stupidly before you continue.