Uncle Tony

Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today, due to lack of hustle. Deal with it...

[Uncle Tony @brianorraccm]

Taylor did all that work just to have Cardi casually stroll on into the Super Bowl

[Uncle Tony @brianorraccm]

How long until Justin Herbert pulls an Andrew Luck

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Does anybody actually know how to use those toilet seat liners without absolutely mangling it first?

[Uncle Tony @brianorraccm]

Imagine being severed strictly for hangovers. My poor Innie would live in a constant state of debilitating physical and mental anguish. But never experiencing the scaries ever again might just be enough for me to ignore the moral dilemma.

[Uncle Tony @brianorraccm]

Preparing for adulthood is a complicated journey, but nobody warns you about the irrational, unconditional attachment to cardboard boxes and plastic grocery bags

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Crazy the difference between wrapping my first gift vs last gift

[Uncle Tony @brianorraccm]

@X I understand that you probably benefit from users clicking into videos by mistake, but please consider making the sound toggle button larger. It's like attempting to plug in a USB. Three increasingly frustrating attempts that should only be one.

[Uncle Tony @brianorraccm]

There needs to be a service that plans but cancels a spontaneous, in-home visitor to trigger an immediate and complete home cleaning. Money is no issue.

[Uncle Tony @brianorraccm]

Skyrizi attempting to change their jingle multiple times is the definition of trying too hard

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We got a big man interception!

[Uncle Tony @brianorraccm]

Are regular oranges sneaky the worst fruit?

I literally cannot remember the last time I enjoyed a naval orange. Straight up dry, no flavor, impossible to peel, and the wedges just fall apart.

We're onto Sumos and Tangelos.

[Uncle Tony @brianorraccm]

The best thing ever to happen to Kesha is a virally addicting app sharing the name with her 2009 hit.

The 2nd best thing is that same hit also referencing a popular rapper who recently became a very polarizing figure.

[Uncle Tony @brianorraccm]

Jam Band has the same campaign as Country.
You're totally against it. Then the full version of "Do It Again" Steely Dan (gateway) comes on shuffle.

Before you know it you're mowing the lawn with a beer, air drumming-guitar-slapping bass to "Upfunk" by Pigeons Playing Ping Pong

[Uncle Tony @brianorraccm]

Opening Instagram to realize that reels pause instead of continuing on mute feels like iPhone getting wireless charging 10 years after Android

[Uncle Tony @brianorraccm]

Every Pawn Stars episode.

"I'm ready to accept 50% of the street value for this priceless sentimental item which represents my last glimmer of hope because my bitch of a wife thinks it takes up space in the garage."

[Uncle Tony @brianorraccm]

Nothing will humble you faster than the camera at self checkout

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Whoops!

[Uncle Tony @brianorraccm]

Tatum about to go off and solidify his Finals MVP tonight

[Colin @colininthecar]

Everyone wants a ScoobyDoo mystery reveal on all the Dynasty controversies, but Bill gonna write a 500pg textbook called “Footwork Fundamentals of Punt Gunners” or something like that

[Uncle Tony @brianorraccm]

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